#'holy shit river scene baby I'M RIGHT HERE'
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Rings of Power Episode 4 Liveblog
Eregion! Khazad-dum! Isildur! Halbrand! Evil sword! And we're getting back to Arondir, thank god. No Harfoots though?
Miriel literally kisses babies! What a good politician.
Is Numenor tectonically active? some gift island that is.
OH HOLY SHIT HERE WE GO! So it's a dream, but what a dream!
Nice dress on Earien again.
Pharazon is a hell of a politician as well.
So Kemen of the stupid ass name is Pharazon's son?
What is this guy on about? It was one elf. Bet he'd do numbers on Twitter
Pharazon is a human supremacist, but in this instance he has the advantage of being right.
I feel like Galadriel has had little success thus far cause she's just too lawful good. If she were eviller, maybe she could wrap the island around her finger.
Is he hitting on her???
She certainly is an apprentice, lol
Nice spin on Halbrand's violence
Hush Elendil, the women are talking
Galadriel makes a decent argument, but she's too earnest.
Uh, Galadriel? Are you TRYING to piss her off?
Seems Galadriel isn't used to having to deal with a government she isn't a high ranking member of.
Isildur says no.
Collective punishment is a war crime.
Who names their kid Valandil?
Don't talk about a dude's mother. So, she is dead though. Shame.
Adar? Adar?
Hooooly shit he is an elf
Hoooooooooly shit
There's no way this ends in healing, is there.
Nope, mercy killing. The orcs seemed to expect it. Surprisingly matter of fact about it.
WHO IS THIS GUY???
They are very fast and loose about Quenya
He is from Beleriand?
THE river, the Sirion?
OMG this guy's a piece of work
Not YET. Growth mindset!
They just call Orodruin the Elf name?
Lol they are so unprepared for a siege
Still on my quest to figure out if they let Bronwyn have armpit hair
Ah, teenage boys.
Theo going straight for the evil power
Ew, orc backwash
Ooh, how deep is that well?
How long has Elrond been in Eregion??? I feel like Galadriel's only been in Numenor for a week or two
Celebrimbir hanging out by the Havens of Sirion confirmed? Dunno why Elrond wouldn't remember. Maybe he was just too young.
Casual prophecy by Earendil totally believeable. Tuor's entire line is bullshit like that
Oh god, Disa's dress has a leg slit. Oh my god.
Disa is stone cold, and Elrond doesn't believe her even a little bit
Never underestimate elf senses
Dwaves need a seminar on better password security
Mithril?
Elrond has the moral high ground here, i'm afraid
NO OATHS!!!!
In this mountain we take oaths seriously!
JESUS ELROND WHAT DID YOU GO AND DO THAT FOR?? SWEARING BY YOUR FATHER???
We are absolutely getting Durin's Bane in the Second Age, aren't we, fuckdammit
Dwarves are really pants at security; even if Elrond promises not to tell, that sample could be stolen or something
Oh god, this dude again
Lol it's so charming how very much of an apprentice Earien is
I do have to agree that this scene goes a little far for Halbrand being a better courtier than Galadriel. He doesn't even want to be king!
So Halbrand is totally playing both sides here. That's the most manipulatively Sauron-like thing he's done yet
Now she's breaking into royal chambers??? Girl has no respect for anything!
So has Tar Palantir not shuffled off this mortal coil yet because he doesn't think Miriel can hack it without his authority backing her?
Did Elendil really yoink the other six palantiri already???
That's....not really how palantiri work most of the time. Not unheard of, but they are for crossing distances, not seeing the future
Galadriel, everything is not about loyalty to the elves!!!
Gosh, I love Miriel a normal amount
I don't think bringing back food is your highest priority now, Theo
Poor Theo, he just has such a crappy stealth skill and his GM kept asking for rolls
Arondir!!!
That elf sure can wield a bow
The hideous light of the day star!
Disa is singing!!
At least Elrond waited to ask stupid questions until after the ceremony
Durin seems to have some issues with his dad
See, this is where I get confused about people who are like fanfiction (derisive). EVERY fanfic author has given Elrond some time staring up at the evening star and having feelings. I've done it. What's the issue? Are they afraid if it was too faithful of an adaptation they'd be forced to accept it as canon? It's still an adaptation! The books are still the books! /rant
Elrond, not everyone needs to hear "you'll miss your parents when they're gone". Some people's parents are just jerks. Possibly this isn't one of those times, though.
Elrond is SUCH a diplomat. Always ready to make peace
So Durin IV continues to be the only one who talks to Durin III.
Seriously, how long does it take them to get from Lindon to Eregion?
Welp, I guess the Men of the Southlands have a choice to make.
Oh goddamn, old dude has been using the sword too.
"Have you heard the good news about our lord and savior Sauron?"
So they're just using that little rowboat to take her to the actual ship she'll be crossing on, right?
Ugh, Pharazon is so good at being Evil Elrond
Miriel's jewelry is so pretty T_T
Oh damn somebody forgot to turn off the tree
Did we really need the voicover to explain the symbolism?
Uh, Miriel? You're really gonna out yourself as an elf friend and then LEAVE?
Still, nothing to get the people stirred up like a military campaign
See, Isildur just needed something to fight for!
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Fics I've written for sunakomo week 🌻 it's completed you can find em here
Day 1
Prompt: "it's nice to meet you"
Suna's POV
A denim jacket over the shaggy sweatshirt that has life-changing lines imprinted on it, no gender just swag, that's what it reads, the broken amends of the crucified ripped jeans that my parents hate, I proudly wear those and I pick up my skate, glancing one last time in the mirror.
"Uhh, how am I still single? "
Yeah, my very first thought.
I swirl around to some beats, throwing some TikTok dance steps. I open my window and slip down my skate in between my arms, trying to step out numb on my toes keeping it quiet as much as I can and my one foot trip on the roof and my body rolls down through the slanted wood and hugs the holy mother earth echoing a thudding sound while my limbs pain me down.
I shouldn't be outside at this hour, wait what time is it again ?, gazing up at the sky I reckon the moon's position.
"It's 2 or 3 AM"
I embark on finding my skate and my eyes catch a scene that hurts me more than my back.
Some dog is chugging on my skate. It isn't some normal dog, it's the most beautiful creature, a pitbull. That thing has the aura of some ragious God dog. I step forward and horror rapidly runs throughout my spin.
What a great day. I spread my lips wider ready to start a fight with the dog's owner. I swivel my head on either side scavenging them. I'm not really a ragious person but I'm off beat now and then and that's now and then is too often.
I kneel and give the damned dog an astounding smile. " You aren't eating my skate, give me my skate, please" and the dog growls right at my face, rendering its sharp fangs, daring me to open my mouth again. I waved both hands in the air, accepting my defeat.
Okay, somehow it appears mad, his eyes are red bloodshot and he leers ragious and that thing engraved its fangs deeper on my plain Rick and Morty mimed board.
Ouch ouch ouch
Enough with playing the nice guy, I'm gonna have to do what has to be done. I hold the other side of the skate and force it towards me.
Why the hell is this small shit so strong? Why isn't his owner around??
"Give me my skate," I yell and it barks at me.
"See dog-" it barks again but this time it's louder.
"See, SIR, I'm already sneaking out, if you're barking, gonna wake my parents up, I'm going to be grounded for a couple of months and we don't want that, do we ?"
"Give me my skate, you piece of sh-t, wait, once your owner gonna be here, they'll pay for your deeds, f-ckface"
I hear someone from the back. I cocks my head in their direction. It's bland and dark. I can't see anything but a stepping silhouette and his voice sounds ethereal.
Why am I getting carried away, I have to yell at them?
"I'm so sorry," he says, bowing down.
A boy who is probably of my age, he's wearing a tee which goes as yes I'm wearing a meme and white sweatpants. Adorable.
"Wait-, you didn't give me a chance to be mad at you" I pour, crossing my hands at my chest.
"What?" he obliviously stares at me through his lashes.
"I mean, nothing" I choke up on my own words, and all of sudden my heart beats fast and it's about to come out of my mouth. His face, his damned face. I never thought it could be possible to feel this physical attraction to someone. Wait are we gay panicking over a stranger, yess most definitely we are.
He hesitantly pierces his lips together and our eyes meet and I have always been competitive in everything, so I have no intention of breaking it. He twitches the corner of his mouth and walks towards me. He leans down, plucking the other side of the skate from my hand.
"Ponny, please baby take this out of your mouth, see I can't do this in the middle of a night, please, you're causing trouble to them"
The dog finally let go of the skate and oh god and the condition of it. I can cry a river just right there. He pats his dog and puts back his leash.
He is too sweet, if it were my pet I probably would've yelled and snatched the thing away without even thinking.
"Hey I'm so sorry, ponny can get hard sometimes. She's just too much to deal with, I'm so sorry, I'll pay for your skate" his eyes are apologetic. He appeared genuinely upset about my skate.
"No it's fine, I can fix it" I try to soothe him. Although I respectfully su-k at comforting people, it's the effort that counts. So bare with me.
"For real ?" He beams at me and I see sprinkles and stars in his eyes and oh man he's the human version of a golden retriever.
~~a part of me want to pat his head so bad~~
"Yeah, I just have to change the board and repaint it" I replied, picking up my broken board.
"I can help you with that," he sings.
"Um, honestly you don't have to go through all that because of me"
"No, no it's fine"
"Well, we can meet at my house after school, I guess"
"Yeah sure," he enunciates.
"You know I used to have a pet as well" for the first time, I tried to hold a conversation with someone. So I thought it'd be great to tell him a story about my pet hamster.
"Yeah?" he replied, exhibiting a smile.
"His name was hamster"
"You name your hamster, hamster," he asks and I nod in response, cause the choice I had was to either call him the rock or the hamster, I chose the one I liked the most.
"Well it was better than calling him the rock"
He laughs and I catch myself staring. He is intriguing.
"I'm Komori motoya" he offers a handshake.
I take his all small fingers under my hand's embrace, "I'm suna rintaoru"
"It's nice to meet you, rin-san"
"It's nice meeting you too"
"So I guess I'll see you tomorrow ?"
"Yeah you will"
"Night komo"
"Good night"
I turn back and crash into someone," watch out moron" if I've known the words that are going to slip out of my mouth are my last words I would have chosen them more wisely. My mum is standing there, exhibiting no emotions, "rin". Oh god.
"Hii mum, what are you doing outside at this hour," I say, trying to break the awkwardness creeping up in the environment. All of a sudden I can sense the humidity in the air, my shirt clings to tacitly on me.
"You're grounded for a month," she warns.
"Yes ma'am, wait it's like I can't go out but someone can come in, right ?"
"Well, I guess"
"Sure"
She quirks a brow towards me, " have you found someone? I mean finding out romantically since you've never asked that question and I'm speaking from my experience of grounding you several times"
"Perhaps, that's something is for the future"
"Don't get hurt, okay ?"
"Don't play the nice mom after grounding me for a month"
She shakes her head and gestures to me to get back inside.
The end
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Puppet History OOC Ask Game (Season 1)
(All of them taken from the first season; Season 2 may come soon!
Warning: Some may be crass!)
"Fuck, I forgot these guys are still out here."
"I have never been ready for this."
"That's not a euphemism."
"Open my little bag."
"I am a little nasty."
"I wear this every day. This is my look."
"Oh yeah, I've heard of them."
"That happens when I get really excited."
"Grover's 'Blue Grover', you idiot!"
"I'm gonna go with testicle entanglement."
"I'm in the middle of a scene!"
"Just imagine me, floatin'."
"I'll kill you."
"Just what in the hell kind of answer was that? Is this a game to you, [muse]?"
"Tally-ho! Here comes a poop!"
"He most likely apologized for dunking on [muse]."
"It's not the worst thing that I've done!"
"Anyway there's a 95% chance I'll die."
"...Uhhhh."
"Oh, wow. What another miserable day in what's basically Hell."
"No daughter of Mine-!"
"Again, that is my poop."
"I mean they were using that thing left and right. That blade was DULL."
"Well you've never taken the initiative, [muse]!"
"Bitch went overboard."
"Doubtful."
"How do you toss turds?"
"I'll die for a jellybean, baby."
"Yeah, you dipshit!"
"HOLY- Hey, Fuck you!"
"They are suffering."
"This is like a very depressing Shark Tank."
"Oop- My jellybeans!"
"STOP COMPLIMENTING YOURSELF!"
"Nice and toasty back here."
"And guess what? She. Was. PISSED."
"It was the size... OF APPLES!"
"Got some technical difficulties back here, everything's fine-"
"I love lazy rivers, man."
"I'd love to die on a lazy river."
"This is the most fun I've had in a really long time!"
"Why must you do the things you do?"
"WHY WOULD YOU-"
"He's having a conniption!"
"He's gonna pull a little pistol out of that satchel."
"Does this look ridiculous?"
"Here we gooooo!"
*starts aggressively dancing*
"OH YES! THAT'S RIGHT! I'M A HISTORY BUFF!"
"She wanted to be a shit."
"When, one last time with gusto-!"
"I guess that's gusto!"
"Shut up."
"It's God."
"Oh, God's a white man, huh?"
"Oh; I mean- It's the Devil!"
*starts laughing uncontrollably*
"He was publicly arrested."
"This is a dangerous game you're playing here, [muse]."
"This ain't my first boat-sinkin'!"
"I got a crazy gig for ya, [muse]."
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