I currently have 27 stuffed animals on my bed do you still want me

I am in fact the mom friend but I only take my own advice half of the time

His teeth are so pretty I wanna keep them

We’ll give you Johnny Depp if you give us back Jeff Buckley

I don’t think I can fix him but I do think I can get him to shower

Wish I had money to develop a shopping addiction

In like 2017/2018 there was a girl who wrote the most foul imagines for Eric and Dylan that I have ever seen and on Dylan’s birthday she posted a picture of her bent over with the caption “what Dylan will be getting for his birthday”. Y’all that was some crazy shit.

Pov: I don’t know how to flirt so instead I just stare at you like this

Dylan was actually fucking stupid. Robyn was right there and she was clearly too good for him. How did he fumble so bad.

Hey maybe as an adult you shouldn’t be giving teenagers advice on how to starve themselves or purge 😃

My grandmother telling me she knew that I would have a hard life is something that will always live in the back of my brain