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No advice from your Goth Auntie today - so many meetings. Drink some water, take your meds, and rest when you can. And stop slouching!
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Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie
Drop your shoulders, drink some water, take your meds.
Kindness is different from niceness. Be kind, and don’t worry about nice.
The Lurking Horror tried again to slide down the bannister. It again went poorly.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
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Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie
Unclench your jaw, drink some water, take your meds.
It’s okay to ask for help. It’s okay to need help.
The Cursed Object has declared today to be “no”. I’m not sure what that means, but I think I agree.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
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Here, have the second-most viral post I ever made.
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Some quick NYE advice from your Goth Auntie
If you are drinking Adult Beverages tonight, make sure to alternate with water, and have some sort of snack with them.
If you don't have anyone to kiss at midnight, it's okay. Feel free to imagine me kissing you on the forehead.
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Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie
Stop slouching, drink some water, take your meds.
You don’t have to do things perfectly.
The Cursed Object has proclaimed this week to be “NO”. Do what you will with that information.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
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Okay, one bit of advice from your Goth Auntie: If you are going through a medical thing and say "I didn't want to worry/bother you" as the reason why you didn't tell your loved ones, I will reach through this screen and shake you VERY HARD.
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Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie
No slouching! Drink some water, take your meds.
Try to be the adult your younger self needed.
The Distant Ominous Music has expressed curiosity about tornados' musicality. This worries me.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
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Today's advice from your Goth Auntie
Stop slouching, drink some water, take your meds.
Your friends really do like you. Please stop fretting about that.
I tried to explain Daylight Savings Time to the tiny cryptids. They pronounced it dumb. I don’t disagree.
❤️ Auntie Jill
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Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie
Stop slouching, drink some water, take your meds.
It’s okay to remember the good times with people you’ve removed from your life.
The Thing in the Walls asked if dollhouse furniture would fit in there.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
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Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie
Big stretch! Have a snack, take your meds.
No one is managing to get everything done, much less doing it perfectly. It’s okay.
The Cursed Object climbed to the top of the bookcase and won’t come down.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
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Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie
Stop slouching, drink some water, take your meds.
Even accomplishing small things deserves to be celebrated.
The demon you summoned wants people to stop using ChatGPT to write incantations.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
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Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie
Big stretch! Have a snack, take your meds.
Not everyone will like you, and that’s okay!
Bitey Friend has proclaimed nettles to be “fizzy and yucky”.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
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Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie
Shake out your hands, have a snack, take your meds.
Taking care of your mortal shell is tedious, but has to be done.
The Lurking Horror says it wants to help with gardening, but what it really means is it wants to play in the dirt. Fair.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
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Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie
Stop slouching, drink some water, take your meds.
If something makes you happy, ENJOY IT to the fullest. Reject the idea of “cringe”.
The Lurking Horror is trying to build a blanket fort, but keeps getting its pseudopodia tangled with the blankets.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
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Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie
No slouching! Drink some water, take your meds.
Is anything going to IRL explode if you take a 15 min. break? If not, go close your eyes.
The tiny cryptids have informed me that there is a “secret project”, and it’s not for me.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
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