So Venus is bi 🏳️‍🌈

I’m down with this

wow can’t believe jupiter is actually trans <3

That does it.

BROTHERS, SISTERS, NONBINARIES, AGENDERED, ZOMBIES, PIRATES, ROBOTS, AND VARIOUS OTHERS OF ALL TYPES, HEAR ME. 

Because 2016 has gone on long enough. 

Because there has been clearly too much fuckboying about all over the goddamned place.  Because enough is ENOUGH. 

I’m doing it. I’m calling it. Right here, and RIGHT NOW.  It’s Skeleton War time. The Summoning Circle has been lit. The bones have been called. Consider this both your warning and your call to take up arms.  Now, some of you will ask: “Haven’t we done this before? Hasn’t it been done to death already?” “I tell you what. A man has an idea. The idea attracts others, like-minded. The idea expands. The idea becomes an institution. What was the idea? That’s what’s been bothering me, people. I tell ya: when I used to think of the idea itself, it put a big ol’ smile on my face. “Greed is for amateurs. Disorder. Chaos. Anarchy. Rampant destruction of fuckboys with skeletal invaders. Now that’s fun! I started the first fires in this bone pit of a graveyard. Before I knew it, every charlatan and shitheel was imitating me. You know what they got now? Skeleton War greeting cards. Isn’t that precious? The idea has become the institution, boys. Time to move on.”

Those same others will then say: “Wait, you don’t want us putting on the Skeleton War?

To which I respond: “No, I want you to set a Skeleton War so goddamn big, the gods will notice us again, that’s what I’m saying. I want all you people to look me straight in the eye one more time and say: ARE WE HAVING FUN OR WHAT??!!”  IT. IS. TIME. BRING OUT YOUR SKULLS.

I would normally never wish death upon anyone but oh my god am I making an exception tonight 

gifted kid burnout things that no one seems to talk about:

the raw panic of hearing about your potential, positive or negative

a weird brand of imposter syndrome where you genuinely think you’ve fluked your way through every success and you’re gonna be Exposed as a Fraud

never having learned how to study and having no idea where to start now that you need to

reading college level books as a kid but being basically illiterate now

dismissing your struggles as irrelevant because other people have it harder and i should be smart enough to handle this

feeling like you’ve lost all control over your life (maybe manifesting into depression, anxiety and disordered eating in a grasp for control over something)

being unable to decide on a career path because you could have had everything, only to watch those opportunities disappear as you fail to commit

ghost choir 👻 🎵

A warrior queen 👑

That tail is batting away all those haters 🔥  

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i am, of course, aware that historical patterns repeat themselves, but every once in a while i come across a line in a terry pratchett book that just. blows me away

Do you think bisexual women are allowed to use butch/femme?

I think bisexual women are allowed to do anything, up to and including arson and shape shifting

Wie man einen erfolgreichen deutschen Post macht:

Schritt 1:  Erwähne Brot

Larry, if we make an effort today, we might be able to save August. Jaws (1975) | dir. Steven Spielberg

if you passionately defended "ugly" or "scary" animals as a kid you're gay now

Okay, so I need these

I found a company called “Frantic Meerkat” who makes journals whose sole purpose is to call me out

Why does no one recognize the KKK as an actual terrorist group??? As an actual WHITE and CHRISTIAN and AMERICAN terrorist group?? Is it because they’re white? Is it because they’re Christian? Is it because they’re American? Or is it all three? Hm……….Guess we’ll never know………………