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allamericanb-tch · 19 minutes
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i just saw a tiktok of my local target that was a little bit scary
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allamericanb-tch · 5 hours
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i have one scheduled post so it’s not like i will be totally gone
i might even come back before it posts
i am not going to deactivate
may or may not pull a runar and disappear for a bit
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allamericanb-tch · 5 hours
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may or may not pull a runar and disappear for a bit
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allamericanb-tch · 5 hours
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the sluttiest thing a man can be is a nerd who cries over fictional characters
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allamericanb-tch · 21 hours
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euphemia potter would make the BEST pie
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allamericanb-tch · 21 hours
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Safe pride month for all 🫶
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allamericanb-tch · 21 hours
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fem!Rosekiller 1950s housewives who kill their husbands together then later elope
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allamericanb-tch · 23 hours
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moses just turned the river into blood
crimson rivers coded?
watching the prince of egypt why was my first thought that moses and rameses are variants of sirius and regulus 😭
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allamericanb-tch · 1 day
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watching the prince of egypt why was my first thought that moses and rameses are variants of sirius and regulus 😭
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allamericanb-tch · 1 day
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please tell me you know how to tie your shoes
i feel like i shouldn’t answer this
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allamericanb-tch · 1 day
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my heart is telling me the first one
the one and only time i have been stung by a bee, it was already dead
i was never taught how to tie my shoes
i used to regularly go dumpster diving and built forts in the woods out of trash
@regulusswimmjnglessons @vintagetee13 @picklerab23
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
GO
UHHHHHHH
I hate cheeseburgers
Cats are my favorite animal
I've never eaten avocado
Tags: @themortalityofundyingstars @the-ellia-west @starmanbutitsregulusblack
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allamericanb-tch · 1 day
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james “is that your left or my left?” potter and regulus “we have the same left” black
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allamericanb-tch · 1 day
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‼️DARCY AND TARA = MARLENE AND DORCAS‼️
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allamericanb-tch · 1 day
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thinking about You Signed Up for This (by solmussa on ao3) and how it’s my current fav characterization of everybody!
anyways here’s some ig posts from everybody based around that fic
ik everybody doesn’t have socials in the fic so this is inaccurate but shhhh
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allamericanb-tch · 1 day
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and if i said peter pettigrew?
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allamericanb-tch · 1 day
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Record/music store au, where Remus owns the store and James works there. Sirius is constantly visiting to pick up vinyls Regulus orders. Sirius spends most of his time flirting with Remus at checkout while James is slowly falling in love with whoever the vinyls are for based off the selection. (He potentially starts leaving notes with the purchase recommending albums and artists).
I think this could work for a comic book store au too maybe
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allamericanb-tch · 1 day
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can we talk about how genuinely disappointed lily would be with herself when she realises she found the quidditch captain hot.
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