allheartnobrainandnoplans
Just a rock with googly eyes, move along.
Hello, welcome to this collection of stuff here! I late night reblog funny and/or serious shit, post poetry, talk about my life, post about video games or my own things I've made. Idk how ya got here, but hi!
Kamu // 26 // F// Capricorn // INFP // Aspie // She/her // engaged to the-1st-king.tumblr.com
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Jean, to Clare: If I were a garderner, I’d put our tulips together
Clare: Awww
Helen, to Deneve: Uh, if I were a gardener, you’d be my hoe.
Deneve: …thanks
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someone: capitalism is a rational economic system
a bank: hi i noticed you don’t have any money in your account, so I’m going to charge you an additional $30 for not having any money
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One of the best fic authors I’ve seen around has been posting about having a redemption arc idea, but being too afraid to write it because redemption arcs are considered Problematic nowadays, so they don’t want to get in the crossfire, and I just want to say - tumblr is completely fucking dead to me.
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Warlock has nothing to do while other players shop around for rations and gear. Eventually everyone in the party arrives at the meeting place.
Warlock: While you were gone, I folded each of you an origami bunny!
Rogue: They probably suck.
DM: Roll for dexterity.
Warlock: *rolls a nat 20* THEY’RE BEAUTIFUL. FUCK YOU.
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pull the trigger, Cards Against Humanity.
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adults, while forcing all children above the age of 5 to sit still, be silent, and obey orders for 7-8 hours a day with minimal breaks, reducing their exposure to fresh air and sunlight to almost nothing, forcing them to alter their natural sleeping patterns to increase productivity, and repeatedly telling them their self worth depends on their being able to follow these instructions perfectly for 13 or more years: kids these days are so lazy! they never go outside! they never want to do anything! clearly it’s not because of us!
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See you next summer!
- Dipper & Mabel 💕
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I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say
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men stop posting hot takes that lesbians prey on women
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me: *clicks a settings menu*
my family: love having a tech expert in the house :)
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