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Shut up m'dudes, it's a national holiday
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amkgal · 4 days
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YES I'M GAY:
faGgot
dykAe (the a is silent)
trannY
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amkgal · 5 days
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With the Reddit 3rd party app crackdown and the ongoing horseshit Elon Musk is pulling with "X", I realize a lot of people here might be pretty new. So I put together a quick and easy guide for using Tumblr for anyone new who might need it.
Tumblr was made by David Karp and we call him Daddy around these parts (^///^)
You are not safe from fandom-gif attacks ( •̀ ω •́ )✧
Speaking of fandoms, the tumblr fandoms are always ready to grab their [object] and go to war against the Beliebers ╰(*°▽°*)╯
The only safe refuge from fandom tumblr is with hipster tumblr. If you can get a cool alt-girl to take you under her wing, you might be safe... for now (●'◡'●)
You will watch the first episode of Supernatural... and then you're part of the Winchester family. (Or if you skip right to season 4, we don't blame you. It's where Destiel starts (*/ω\*))
This is not a glomp-free zone ☆*: .。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆
Use missing e. It's the only way to make Tumblr useable on Internet Explorer (this is the most popular browser and you're probably using it right now) :-D
Our only adult-supervision is John Green... and even then does that REALLY count as supervision? DFTBA! φ(゜▽゜*)♪
Just this once, everyone lives. It's bigger on the inside. Elementary, my dear Watson.
If you see Misha Collins staring at you, the polite response is "Saving people, hunting things, the family business." O.O
I might lose followers for this, but this blog supports gay rights, and yours should too (14 gifs of Sherlock and The Hobbit)
Tumblr will teach you more about the world than you'll ever learn in school. ○( ^皿^)っ
Tread carefully... we have teh yaoiz O.o. Oh you don't know what that means? Well let's just say... it's full of lemons here.
If you see Hannibal Lector in a flower crown, tell him it looks very nice. His boyfriend Will Graham made it for him. (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)
Do not enter the dog park. The dog park will not harm you.
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amkgal · 5 days
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Not a dream
Friendly reminder that whatever bullshit is happening in your life right now, I believe in you, I am rooting for you, you are worthy and you are worthy of love and good things
No matter what the world throws at you, you can overcome it
Your existence is important
The world would be a worse place without you init
Don't give up on yourself
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amkgal · 7 days
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HAMLET HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 420 SLUTTY, SLUTTY YEARS
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amkgal · 9 days
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amkgal · 9 days
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amkgal · 11 days
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amkgal · 12 days
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Once my brain lets go of the anxieties I will dump out all my draft reblogs.
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amkgal · 15 days
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I have been waiting all year to post this.
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amkgal · 19 days
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I think its called a cravat.
People of tumblr, I need your help...
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What's the name of this little scarf thing in english.
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amkgal · 19 days
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oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day
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amkgal · 24 days
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amkgal · 24 days
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Me, today.
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amkgal · 1 month
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you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers
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amkgal · 1 month
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online communities are so strange because people slip away so easily. you can be on here for years, folding people you've never met into the fabric of your daily life, and then they disappear, leaving only ghost posts scattered across tumblr behind. or their blog stays dormant, for weeks, months, years, until you're only still following them because you remember that they love sunflowers or they were kind to you when they didn't have to be or the last thing they posted was sad and raw and you still worry about them sometimes.
and sometimes they come back when you least expect it, years later, even, and there's this sudden rush of relief like there you are, there you are, even though you barely knew each other.
there's a strange kind of love to it. i don't know you and i want to hold your hand across miles and time zones and oceans. i can still see the imprint of you in this community you left. you don't anyone will notice or care when you're gone, but we notice and we care and we wish you well.
i hope you're all okay out there. i hope the sun is shining on your face and you are breathing deeply. i miss you.
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