Queen Elizabeth with famed mystery writer Agatha Christie.
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if you didn’t ship Mary Poppins/Bert as a child we can never be friends
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some people are so cute wow i just want to sit with them and eat chicken wings and do rated r activities with them
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I’m
top ☐
bottom ☐
versatile ☐
just bein’ miley ☑
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god, EVERY YEAR one of the local churches puts up a big sign that says “HE IS RISEN”, and EVERY YEAR whenever I see it I just think “OH HE IS, IS HE??? WELL IF HE IS RISEN THEN HE WILL NOT BE ALLOWED AT MY SEDER, LEAVENED MESSIAHS ARE NOT KOSHER FOR PASSOVER!!!”
I also post about this on my blog every year but
that’s okay
because
IT’S OBJECTIVELY HILARIOUS
EVERY
YEAR
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okay so we found flash drive at school and it was my duty to see what was on it
and i plug it in and i come face to face with something that could possibly change our understanding of united states history forever
and of course i click it
who wouldn’t want to know who really killed jfk?
someone stupid, that’s who
it opens and……..
shit
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my favourite part of my sexuality is that it keeps everyone guessing i mean who i am gonna be crushing on next is it a boy is it a girl is it a dead fictional character we just don’t know
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nice gender did your mom pick it out for you
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sometimes i laugh because im a legal adult
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