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The (Court-Ordered) “Apologies” of Jerome Valeska:
Dear Gotham City… I had a severe lapse in judgement and I need to apologize. The goal of my content is *always* to entertain-((Gotham Roleplay Shitpost Blog; main blog @that-dumpster-angel-from-space))
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I honestly cannot believe how far T(W)ERF rhetoric has spread on this site. They used to be the ONLY ones I saw openly mocking the concept of identifying as queer, the ONLY ones I saw referring to people as ‘kweer’ in a mocking way.
#out of character#ooc#fuck terfs#fuck radfems#fuck twerfs#fuck swerfs#fuck transphobes#if you’re a transphobe then fuck you#i hate terfs and won’t let them get anywhere near this fuckin blog#get the fuck off my blog terfs#it was actually posted to the wrong blog but then I realized I need to post it here too
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Hey, a late birthday is still a birthday! (And none for Miah, BYE!)
HAPPY UNOFFICIAL OFFICIAL BIRTHDAY TO JEROME!!😋💕💕
#well a late birthday is still a birthday#soooo#from the desk of jerome#oh you thought I forgot this account?
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((An OOC Message From the Owner of this Blog)):
Heyyy… so, this is Angel, the owner of this side blog and the “voice” behind Jerome.
…I think there’s been a bit of a misunderstanding lately about what this blog is?
I’m not a fictive. I’m not a kinnie. I’m not a reality shifter. I’m just… a person who made a sideblog two years ago to make a lot of shitposts. And it makes me kind of uncomfortable when people tag my posts as “reality shifting”, or ship themselves with this blog specifically.
I was fine with it for a while, but lately, I’ve just been getting kind of an icky feeling. There are minors who interact with this blog, and I’ve been getting a lot of… uh… strange asks, or being tagged in some… kinda f*cked-up stuff, that I don’t want to post for the sake of my own comfort.
What I’m trying to say is… I get it. Jerome Valeska is really hot.
But please don’t tag me in your “Jerome thirst posts” anymore, or in your reality-shifting posts anymore. I’m getting really uncomfortable with it, because I never wanted to give the impression that my blog is real. (The initial point of this blog was me making fun of Logan Paul’s terrible YouTube apology video.)
I’m just a roleplayer having fun with some online friends. I don’t act like Jerome IRL, which I didn’t think would be so bad… except for the fact that I’ve had people express disappointment when I don’t actually act or talk like Jerome, or when I introduce myself as “Angel” (which isn’t even my real name to begin with).
(I had one person ask to roleplay, we started talking, and then they immediately launched into an entire love confession to Jerome that took up the entire screen, and I had… frankly no idea how to reply to it, in-character or ooc… It was even worse considering I had an IRL boyfriend at the time, and such an intimate, intense, romantic roleplay concept felt way too sincere to my anxious brain.)
I’m. not. Jerome. I’m just a college student who started a Logan Paul-parody blog that ended up spiraling way too out of control, accidentally gained an impression for being annoying as hell, and attracted a large audience I was NOT ready to handle.
So… yeah. By all means, continue to send asks and tag me in posts! I love that! Don’t feel discouraged sending things like that!
But next time… please keep it PG-13 when you tag me in stuff, or send me asks. The majority of people in this roleplay fandom… are teenagers. I’m not, but most of the other Gotham roleplay mutuals I’ve made are, and I don’t feel comfortable posting or reblogging thirst asks where they can see it.
Please remember: I’m not your boyfriend, I’m not a character AI, I’m not a virtual dating sim. I have a life beyond this blog, and I don’t want people to think of it any other way than me trying to have a fun time.
I’m just… Angel. Please don’t get disappointed when I need to break character for my own sake, or don’t get too deep into a scenario. I’m not trying to be anything more than someone having fun.
Okay, so… uh… I’m glad I wrote that all out. I love interacting with you all, but please respect my boundaries from here on out, please don’t mistake me for actually being Jerome, and please… forgive my terrible puns. (Because I have at least dozens of them.)
Sincerely,
–Angel
#ooc#out of character#angel speaks#never used that tag on this blog before#don’t reblog this#message from the owner
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Would you like to really join Jeremiah's cult? It's open for everyone, including you.
Listen… As much as I deeply appreciate the offer…
Miah and I can barely be in the same room half the time, and he’s already spinning his head around with his own popularity.
Besides, I’m up to my ass in paperwork from running my own cult. And if I were to join another while still running my own?
…why, that would be just a conflict of interest. Can’t really join one cult and run another.
After that, the two cults would fight over me, and then it just leads to another opportunity for Jim Gordon to call in the “bootlicker brigade” to throw us allll back in Arkham.
(And I have yet to come up with another glorious Arkham Asylum Escape Plan Speedrun in case that happens. Gimme a few weeks tho, and it’ll be fan-fucking-tastic!)
Maybe one day, my wallet schedule will clear up (preferably, after Johnny Crane finally gets his Fear Gas shit together and helps me with the boring stuff),
But alas…. For now….
-Jerome
#gotham#jerome valeska#from the desk of jerome#ask the clown in charge#dc#jeremiah valeska#the joker#jonathan crane#cult mention
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I’m right where ya can always find me!
I won’t bite ya…
Go ahead…
Reach out sometime…
-Jerome
I miss our Romie 😭
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Purple thing from McDonald’s is what people called you after you fell into that vat of acid!
Better start increasing your kill count, Miah! McDonald’s is catching up!
-Jerome
Wow...
This purple thing from McDonald's killed more...more people than me?
I've been gone...for 2 weeks...and McDonald's thinks they can outrun me with a fucking knockoff Muppet!?
-Jeremiah(🃏)
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@idledreams Get caught? Us??? HA!
That’s a hilarious joke ya got there!
No, seriously, breaking outta Arkham is E-ASY!
(We have an Arkham Breakout Speedrun Challenge for that exact reason!)
Turns out, the guards don’t really give a crap on their coffee break!
And IIII don’t give a crap about breaking down a few doors to do it!
When we’re on the news, it’s because we’ll be showin’ off our Vegas winnings!
-Jerome
Hello, Gotham!
It’s been a while, so I’d like to inform you all that @themadolhat and @jeremiah-va1eska and I are going to VEGAS!
(Bruce Wayne ain’t the only one who can have fun throwing money around, eh?)
BUT… we gotta break outta Arkham first!
1.) Break outta Arkham
2.) Go to Vegas
3.) ?????
4.) PROFIT!
-Jerome
#reblog#from the desk of jerome#jonathan crane#jervis tetch#jeremiah valeska#arkham asylum#it’s a playground#and we break the rules#vegas baybee!
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The 6 o’clock, 10 PM, and the morning show!
-Jerome
Hello, Gotham!
It’s been a while, so I’d like to inform you all that @themadolhat and @jeremiah-va1eska and I are going to VEGAS!
(Bruce Wayne ain’t the only one who can have fun throwing money around, eh?)
BUT… we gotta break outta Arkham first!
1.) Break outta Arkham
2.) Go to Vegas
3.) ?????
4.) PROFIT!
-Jerome
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Hello, Gotham!
It’s been a while, so I’d like to inform you all that @themadolhat and @jeremiah-va1eska and I are going to VEGAS!
(Bruce Wayne ain’t the only one who can have fun throwing money around, eh?)
BUT… we gotta break outta Arkham first!
1.) Break outta Arkham
2.) Go to Vegas
3.) ?????
4.) PROFIT!
-Jerome
#Gotham#jerome valeska#roleplay#from the desk of jerome#dc#jeremiah valeska#the joker#mad hatter#Vegas baybee!
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Jerome doodles muahahahahah😋😋
#reblog#from the desk of jerome#art#gotham-swag#scarecrow#jonathan crane#ayy look it’s Johnny!#love the art!#I’m a wonderful muse
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Awww, bestie, ya shouldn’t have!
You really captured my ✨likeness.✨
(Especially all the ones where I’m flipping off the camera, y’know what I mean?)
-Jerome
Making Jerome every time I get on piccrew 😕🤞💕
#from the desk of jerome#reblog#gotham-swag#picrew#not mine#I’m so handsome#and perfect#and awesome#and so on and so forth
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Me showin’ up to ruin Jim Gordon’s day like-
(Give Taylor her scarf back, Jake Gyllenhaal, I stg.)
-Jerome
I believe in the power of Swiftie Jerome
Excellent. I’m glad he brought this fact about his musical preferences to my attention, and glad that several of you are enthusiastically onboard with it 🤣
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HAPPY UNOFFICIAL OFFICIAL BIRTHDAY TO JEROME!!😋💕💕
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Don’t worry! To me, Death is a revolving door and I’m spinning around like a carousel of doom!
-Jerome
Happy birthday to Jerome (19-4-1996) and Jeremiah (20-4-1996).
Your memory lives on in all our hearts!
Rest well sweet angels!-
#reblog#tw death mention#from the desk of jerome#jerome valeska#morgan mcmichaels#happy birthday to me#gotham#yes the joker watches RuPaul’s drag race
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Happy birthday to meeeeee…
Happy birthday to meeeeeeeee…
Happy birthday to myself…
Happy birthday to meeeeee…
And the best part?
I left a party favor at the GCPD!
Have fun, Jimbo!
-Jerome
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Oh shit, is this conversation what I think it is?
Did somebody say…
-Jerome
Bruce...
We...we need to talk...
-Jeremiah(🃏)
*glances slowly worried at him*
What did you do...?
-Bruce Wayne
#from the desk of jerome#reblog#jeremiah va1eska#jeremiah valeska#bruce wayne#directly from the batcave#tw divorce
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Johnny
Brooke
Barbara
What relationship issues?!?!
I have no idea what you’re talking about. I’m doing just fine with my relationships!
I’ve got a REAL girlfriend who will ACTUALLY love me:
Fellow followers...
I want to do something you people call "cool" on my blog...
But I don't know what...
I can't come up with any ideas so...
Give me suggestions in the inbox and I'll do them 😌
-Jeremiah(🃏)
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