Doofenshmirtz is kind of proof that you can, in fact, make one of the funniest characters out there by throwing shit at the wall.
He’s a supervillain, he’s amicably divorced, he was raised by ocelots, his evil ambitions only stretch as far as taking over the tri-state area, he’s in a romantically-coded/joked about rivalry with a sentient platypus, he’s a good dad, he once lost a fight with a potted plant, he was forced to be a lawn gnome. But most importantly, he never gives up.
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Dish
Portuguese; possibly Lisbon, c. 1500
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I’m sorry, but aren’t we collectively tired of all our clothes being made of polyester?
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Marilyn Monroe eating a hot dog at an outdoor table in New York, NY, 1957. Photo by Sam Shaw.
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good morning to this tree by the riverside and this tree only
(müggelspree, germany)
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diphylleia grayi, the skeleton flower, that turns transparent when it rains and reverts to white when dry.
asymbol of transformation and resiliance. it's ability to change it's appearance in response to it's environment is seen as a metaphor for adaptation
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"this must hit so hard if youre stupid" is such a simple yet incredible rinse i think it might change the hating game forever
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The mile-long rainbow flag being carried down First Avenue in New York City.
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if u love glasswork look up carlo nason's murano glass chandeliers from the 50s-70s and just scroll thru the photos of lovely rippled hand blown glass diffusing light until your mind goes quiet
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they should add a fishing minigame to tumblr
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nothing makes u feel stupid quite like being a writer. out here googling “rooms in a house” to make sure i didn’t forget one of em. blockhead behavior.
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remember it is your civic duty to set any military or weapons manufacturer pride float on fire during pride month and quite honestly any other month and also maybe throw a brick at a cop for good measure.
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