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awkwardcreature789 · 3 hours
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Haha
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Thinking about the time I just hopped into a hot tub in jeans in a pool with the excuse “I didn’t bring a swimsuit and who cares it’s in the backyard?” And had to go through five minutes of my church friends dying and asking if I was a psychopath
When truly I swam in jeans because one, they were comfy, and two, I thought it’d be fucking hilarious
I am a menace to society.
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awkwardcreature789 · 2 days
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Today marks the day my sister begins the middle school era, and it’s looking all too much like mine…if she has one like mine it’s gonna be fucking traumatic as hell
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awkwardcreature789 · 2 days
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remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important
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my evil chalice came in but its so fucking small. goddamnit. they're going to make fun of me at the wizards circle tonight
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it’s so weird to me how there’s cliques and hierarchies within fandom spaces these days like. we’re all just fucking nerds. how are you gonna try to be popular amongst the nerds. how are you going to feel superior over your fellow nerds. at the end of the day you’re still a fucking nerd bestie
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awkwardcreature789 · 2 days
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Touya who is in love with you.
Touya who doesn't know what affection between romantic partners looks and feels like.
Touya whose breath gets stuck to the bottom of his throat when Shigaraki assigns you on the same mission.
Touya who doesn't know why.
Until he figures it out - eventually.
Touya who has only seen his mother miserable and abused and neglected. Touya who only saw positive affection through the expensive things his mother would receive from his father.
Touya who is forever insecure and grasping and desperate to win you over.
-If only you'd look at him -
Touya who steals jewelry - burns down the store to cover his tracks after only grabbing a single, most expensive item for you.
Touya who stays awake wondering what else he would give you to show you his affection how valuable he is.
Touya whose love language is words of affirmation and physical touch.
Touya who wishes you'd hug him and kiss him instead of asking where-did-he-get-this.
Touya who tried to keep at being just Dabi but -
he can't
not with you
not when you give him the look of disappointment - what am I supposed to do with a stolen bracelet - and his stupid heart aches.
"What has gotten into you?"
"Nothing," he shakes his head, as the dull flush of peach pink paints the remainder of his cheeks.
"Just thought you'd have better luck than me selling that for cash."
His heavy-lidded orbs ricochet between you and the diamonds glinting inside your palm.
"Oh. I DO know a guy," Your eyes sparkle as you realize what great help this will be for the League.
"Dabi, this is actually...amazing. Brilliant idea." You beam at him, the tone of your voice saturated with admiration for what he did.
Hah -
Touya who knows this isn't what he yearned for but he also knows
-and understands - somewhere deep in his marrow that starving people eat anything.
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awkwardcreature789 · 2 days
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😭😭
tucks you in and kisses your forehead then shows you my knuckle tats that say SEEP TITE
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ok, i dont understand how horikoshi came up with such a great/attractive design, im talking abt keigo takami ladies and gentlemen. HOW THE BLEEP DID HE MAKE THIS MAN SO SEXY???? TEACH ME UR WAYS HORIKOSHI🙏 PPL ALWAYS COMPLAIN ABT HAWKS FANS BUT HAVE U SEEN THIS MAN???
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hes so bf core<3
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awkwardcreature789 · 2 days
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Literally exhale laughed so hard I had a mini panic moment thinking I killed my lungs
from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆
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LOOK AT HIM AUGHHHHH
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WHERE CAN I GET ME A MAN LIKE THIS ???
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I love Mammon so much 😭
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w h a t ?
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Blurry pics of my cat
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awkwardcreature789 · 2 days
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LETS FUCKING GO-
*slowly slides over some hot topic coupons* is this enough compensation to be your friend?
Sure, I guess, I mean, as long as you help the league out, I couldn't care less since we're all "friends" here. At least, that's what Toga keeps saying🌀
*grabs the coupons* This is nice compensation, not bad, you did good🌀
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awkwardcreature789 · 2 days
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I mean I would rather him do that honestly
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i truly believe if shouto was real he would be the internet's favorite pro hero. like he's so beautiful but more importantly he's so memeable. he was born to be a reaction image.
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