Shinji: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Asuka: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Rei: I personally was created in a lab.
Kaworu: I just straight up spawned!
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Shinji: How petty can you get?
Asuka, in her head because she'd never admit it aloud: I once edited an entire Wikipedia article to win an argument.
Asuka, aloud: shut the fuck up
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Rei: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?
Asuka: Sometimes I throw stuff at Shinji.
Asuka: Hey, Shinji!
Asuka: *shoves him into a coffee pot*
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