Long day of work at the fuck up every social interaction you’ll ever have factory. Boss says i’m due for a raise

wet yappatron

i am once again reminded of the fact that toby fox is a genius at comedic pacing

Anxiety’s so annoying dog what do you mean we’re just fine now? I spent a week worried about this small interaction I might have. It still might happen but suddenly that doesn’t make me want to claw out my chest like there’s something eating me alive? Grow up.

Being 5’3 and dressing the way I do feels like this when i’m around hot people

I thinks folks expressing incredulity at the quality of the writing and composition in Calvin and Hobbes are often missing the context that Bill Watterson is arguably the most influential sequential artist of his generation. Like, this is a guy who once told the editors of nationally syndicated newspapers to go fuck themselves when they wanted to mess with his panel layouts, and not only did he keep his job, he got his way. He could have had literally any gig he wanted, and he chose to be the Sunday funnies guy because that's what made him happy. He's basically the Weird Al of sequential art.

at Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville rn and i’m wondering why more musicians don’t have their own restaurants. i would eat at Trent Reznor’s Tavern of Terror

*sits down to write a smut fic* The plot of this smut fic is that Character A believes himself abandoned by God.

unfortunaely i will be destroying your city with my beam please dont be a hater about it

Another Calvin and Hobbes redraw :) This one makes me smile

i wish i had a floating evil skull to follow me around and when we went to the grocery store she would say something like my liege we must purchase the strawberry cream cheese for the coming days and i would be like oh fuck youre so right and put it in my cart and then we would walk down the next aisle together our beautiful life

I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

Americans accepted the fake backstory to Iron Chef in part bc they didn't know the Chairman was an actor but also it commits so thoroughly to its kayfabe that yeah. If an eccentric rich man was going to create a place for chefs to duel it would look like this. I wish we lived in the world where rich people were making Kitchen Stadia

Also bc none of our reality shows get kayfabe. We have the banker in Deal or No Deal and that's it. Jeopardy! should start with a backstory about how steel magnate Frank Jeopardy created it as an arena to find the one true trivia master. But it doesn't

Drew them as this Calvin and Hobbes panel cause I love it so much

Would it be alright If I drew Dev?? I love his and gales interactions but don't wanna draw him w/o permission and stuffs

Of course! I would love that. Thanks for asking. Just for anyone in the future you are definitely allowed to draw Dev whenever. Just keep it SFW unless i know u then dm me smiles

whatever man, you're a fake creator. you're not playing spore, you're playing something else entirely

i made this anon in spore [2008]

next time show your face

People should use this text embellishment more

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