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Fuck. I can't do anything right. *pulls my shirt up slightly and you can see a little bit of my abs*
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Imagine a vampire sucked your blood and they didn't even pop a boner. not even half hard. fully flaccid the entire time they sucked your blood. I'd be so humiliated.
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medieval knight raising the visor on his helm just so you can see him rolling his eyes
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ok but the way he's still kind of getting outcunted by the guy on the left
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Godzilla takes a nap in the Colosseum
GODZILLA X KONG: THE NEW EMPIRE (2024)
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Just know once I shift it’ll take 2 nuclear bombs, 5 military tanks, 10 mosquitos, 2.5 cockroaches, 6 US army forces, 20 machine guns and 7 water boarding sessions to rip me off of him once we’re together I fear😔
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job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?
me: what if a dracula show up 😰
interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.
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why does every job want you to have a drivers license… cant you want me for my loving nature
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A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.
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this is the most evil post on this website im not fucking kidding
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People talk about "The Shape of Water" like it's just the fish fucking movie as if it wasn't about a mute woman feeling truly understood for the first time in her entire life and then yeah fucking a fish
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sorry i can't tonight.. my spring melancholy is developing into hysteria
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