beejunos
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hello, i would like to inform everyone that i am, in fact, not dead (yet)
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Human Alastor and Rosie show screenshots edit
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𝘼𝘿𝘼𝙈 𝙑𝙎 𝙇𝙐𝘾𝙄𝙁𝙀𝙍
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Alligator tears 🦌 🥲
The beauty of the pumpkin head joke is that the true joke is TELLING the joke to people.
For those who don’t know it, this is the joke:
A man with a pumpkin for a head walks into a bar. The bartender exclaims: “My god, I’m sorry, but WHAT happened to your head?”
The man sighs and says, “So I found a genie in a bottle who granted me three wishes…”
Bartender: “Ok, well what were the wishes?”
Man: “Well, my 1st wish was for 100 million dollars. AND I GOT IT!!”
Bartender: “WOW! Okay…what was the 2nd wish?”
Man: “For the 2nd wish, I asked for the most beautiful woman in the world to fall in love with me…AND I GOT THAT TOO!”
Bartender: “Incredible! So then…what was the 3rd wish?”
Man: “Now see…that’s where I really messed up…
I asked for a giant pumpkin head”
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"They laughed at my dreams, so now I laugh at their lifestyles."
......I need to draw in this style more 😳
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I deeply love his shadow I hope he appears more in S2
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Editing Human Alastor in the show screenshots
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Silly Eden Adam > The whole world
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from chapter 2 of my Chaggie fic The First Guest
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I feel like something more unholy than Hell itself was unlocked the moment Alastor dressed as a nun was introduced to the world.
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I'm just not going to explain this, so just enjoy or whatever.
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Not me being excited to finally write, and what do I get? A fucking heat stroke
My two busiest weeks are finally over, so now I can finally start writing all my wips!
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"The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it."
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