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another lesbian with too many houseplants (re)joining the ranks 🫶🏻brandi | 24 | follows from @lakemichigans
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Daniel Howell that is a look that every top that has ever existed has done.
The internet was wrong for SO LONG.
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dan comparing phil to dykes on bikes was foreshadowing
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phil lester has embarked on a mission to unlesbify every single lesbian in the phandom and by god you girlies are not god's strongest soldiers
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dan howell you will always be my muse
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80k stripper!dan (with sexy nun stage outfit) x bleach-blonde-business-man-in-midlife-crisis!phil strangers to lovers physically fast burn emotionally slow angst with a happy ending fic WHEN
this is so specific. and you're right someone get on that
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I know for a fact that Daniel 'my dream is to watch formula one in the bath' Howell had thoughts about that moto jacket that would be incomprehensible to the average human mind
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blond era + crop top era
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I will never recover from this
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AHHHHHHHH. i love phil
#drunk about to fall asleep but phil <3333#he's BLONDE!!!!!!!!#right now!!!! he's existing!!! as a blonde!!!
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the day before pride month starts i will be out of commission for 24 hours and i swear to god or whoever is listening please don't let dan or phil move a single muscle in that time frame please please please 🙏🏻
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the way phil like dropped that and then straight up dipped like??? bro out her breaking the internet and just going cool see you guys later i guess
#i was really expecting a vid tonight#the quick turnaround between phil's clothing poll and the keep or yeet video spoiled me 😭
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