it's not that I need a quiet day or a day off exactly; it's that I need a pocket of time that exists entirely outside of linear time as we know it that would allow me to get things done without time passing in the real world, and frankly, I don't think that's too much to ask.

Hey tumblr I exist here again, congrats to you for that

reblog this gif because, well... iykyk 🖤

the whole point of tumblr is to be insane and stupid 

Yeah I watch anime but I haven't Watched Anime, like I'm only on the 3rd episode of Neon Genesis Evangelion but I've watched all of Full Metal Alchemist (and Brotherhood) twice thru so... fake fan behavior?

My attraction to your atypical ugly-hot idiot funnyman began with the Weasleys and I therefore blame JKR for every fuckboi that's ever been in my life

also mind control.. dont forget the mind control

social media is like. its so fun its so boring i love being here actually its horrible and i hate it. hey besties i want to overshare but wait i dont know or trust any of you. why am i online this much i dont know what to do with myself when im not online. i want to throw my phone in the ocean i will die if i dont refresh this app again. i need to go off the grid i want to keep up with what everyone is doing. i dont care how people perceive me but i also kind of do

Overthrow Capitalism

there is literally no funnier way of annoying your friends than choosing the stupidest hill imaginable and then refusing to die anywhere else

Me just vibing during this mercury retrograde, solar eclipse and new moon while all that past karmic energy comes up for a lesson

If Harry had a piece of Voldemort in his head the whole time.... and voldy was the heir of Slytherin... shouldnt Harry have been able to control the basilisk too?

Come on guys..

So... literally NONE of you were gonna let me know that the live action Dora movie is actually fire? ok... yall are fakes🙄🙄🙄

So... literally NONE of you were gonna let me know that the live action Dora movie is actually fire? ok... yall are fakes🙄🙄🙄

*wipes tears with a beauty blender*