Hey Siri, how do I become a selfie stick?

IT HASN’T GIVEN ME ANY GOOD ANSWERS YET 😭😭😭

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MIN YOONGI!!!!!! M I N Y O O N G I !!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! Y O O N G I !!!!!!!!!!!

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The DNC be like “here comes Joe Biden”

i’m bisexual and tired

rb if ur also bisexual and tired

Stereotypes that people have for themselves, while still sometimes harmful, are always so much funnier than the stereotypes that outsiders have for them.

Like outsiders are like “Asexual people are prudes and will yell at you for having sex!” and actual asexual people are like “All ace people want a dragon.”

Outsiders are like “Californians all surf and say dude a lot.” and actual Californians are like “If There Is Not A Taco Shop Within Five Miles Of Me At All Times I Will Literally Die.”

that urge to climb the rooftop of ur house. where does it come from.

gay_irl

we rlly went from 20gayteen to 20biteen to 20quarantine

*has bisexual thoughts*

“For generalized anxiety disorder, an increased muscular tonus in comparison to non-anxious persons has been found“ good news we’re all yolked as hell

someone: *mentions a tri-state area*

my brain to this day:

Meirl

me🐈irl

All my life I have been told that I am “too nice.” As though kindness were a finite thing, and that by spreading mine to everyone I met I was somehow wasting it.  Some have called it naivete, this persistant compassion of mine, but to say I am so callow is to ignore the path that I have walked. The world has tried to teach me cruelty, but I have dug my heels into the soil and refused to bend to its whims. Oh, there have been times where experience has been a brutal teacher. I have been taken advantage of, used for my kindness and then discarded like the peel of an orange that has been squeezed of every last drop of juice. But this will not stop me; if anything, it strengthens my resolve. So do not say that I’m naive, for I know the world is cruel. 

But that does not mean I have to be.

Let’s do this #EthicalMemes