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Deities ranked on how bastard they are
1 being least bastard and 11 being most bastard
1. Earthshaker, he is a nice man and if anyone insults him I hope your auctions never sell
2. Arcanist, he’s bapy but also he probably likes ripping holes in reality you feel me
3. Icewarden, he is a soft man at heart I tell you, he created Tundras, look at them, they only have 3 braincells, and so do Gaolers
4. Tidelord, look at his face. Look at him. He’s scheming things. Like disappearing for a year
5. Windsinger, he’s just automatically middle bastard, he’s not too bastard but he will drink soda with his nose if dared to
6. Shadowbinder, she’s a solid semi bastard, she gave Nocturnes 2 toes. Shadowbinder. Where are their toes. Answer me.
7. Flamecaller, she made COATLS, Coatls are bastards, which gets her high on the list. Also she just sounds like a general bastard
8. Plaguebringer, alright, now hear me out- just because you give dragons swine flu doesn’t mean you’re automatically 100% bastard
9. Lightweaver, she is an accident prone wine aunt who accidentally created a multiple headed monster
10. Stormcatcher, HE. IS. BASTARD!!!!! He is big bastard!! Ridgebacks are bastards!!!
11. Gladekeeper. She’s just the ultimate bastard. Prove me wrong.
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Zeeba and Quagga!
I’ve thought for a long time that a gene that makes the base colour the darkest shade would be real cool. So I made one.
I’m not really sure I captured exactly how a zebra’s stripes look, but I’m pretty happy with it!
Colours in order are:
Watermelon/Marigold - Soil/Camo
Orca/Orca - Cherry/Metals
Robin/Pistachio - Phthalo - Iris
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The flights as threatening toilets
1. Earth
2. Fire
3. Wind
4. Water
5. Shadow
6. Ice
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Hey Undel
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PLEASE tell me no one has done this yet
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every time i look at it this is what i see
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Some headcanons on what real world regions the flight territories are like. Some are more specific than others.
My thoughts will probably change after the map update comes out but whatever.
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Some Superstitions for each Flight
Wind: Never retrace one’s footsteps or fly backwards – may cause misfortune/unable to move forward in life
Earth: Walk around the Pillar during New Year’s -said to extend one’s life
Shadow: Don’t whistle or sing alone at night- said to attract spirits
Light: Avoid mirrors at night (not the dragons, the object XD) -shows spirits/steals one’s light
Water: Never knock the wood of a ship- will cause the ship to sink
Fire: Always keep the hearth fire lite -dosing of the hearth fire signals death/misfortune on the clan
Ice: Never sleep under an aurora -said to infect one with the Shade/steal your spirit
Arcane: Avoid going out during meteor showers -aliens/Shade beast said to roam during that time
Lightning: Don’t curse during a thunderstorm -…the boss might hear it
Plague: Don’t jump over crossed bones/don’t cross your forearms- symbol of death
Nature: Carry a seed from your old home to your new home- revival of life/bringing back good spirits from home
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the best update
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i made some familiars because graphic design is my passion :)
bonus friend:
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Important PSA
A Gaolers mane can have a volume up to two cubic meters. This is without the Winter Coat gene
This is enough space to contain two human people
A person sticking their hand into an adult Gaoler’s mane would have to go all the way to the shoulder before reaching the dragon’s neck.
The manes of Gaolers and Tundras may or may not contain plush, fluffy pocket dimensions of potentially infinite size
The interior of these spaces may be warm, inviting, and safe feeling to the point of intoxication
Do not lose yourself to the thrall of the unending soft. I repeat: DO NOT lose yourself to the thrall of the unending soft
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