in recognition of World Down Syndrome Day on March 21

It’s massive cock Monday

how are y’all doing?

when i was a freshman our RA’s name was Hunter but he was vegan so we ended up nicknaming him Gatherer and i still haven’t gotten over that lmao

Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.

Every protein bar is called something like "double chocolate indulgence caramel cookie dough delight crunch" and tastes like clay and sawdust

anyone know good gay bars in Madrid and Lisbon?? heading there on a trip soon with my bf and would love some recs!

“Get a load of this guy” likeee I’m trying!!!!!!!!!

tumblr is a dark forest and my mutuals are small cabins with burning candles inside

who here is still fingering things out

its like you dont even want to sell your life to a corporation

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

🕷️Game Boy Advance, 2001🕷️