God remove me from the strongest soldiers list…. take me off the roster

I can’t wait to go to bed

i’m going to give raccoons the gift of fire and then teach them ceramics and they will make little bowls with their little hands

share your soul with me

Knowing your partners love language is SO important. Not listening to them when they tell you how they need to be loved will have them feeling very neglected. Don’t matter how much you THINK youre loving them. If it’s not in their language, the love won’t reach them.

I love how in every cop show they act like a suspect wanting a lawyer is the worst thing in the world, as if it's not an understandable and given right to protect you from either incriminating yourself or being coerced/manipulated into saying something you shouldn't. So dumb.

the opposite if mwah is hawm. fucking bite you.

pussy so german expressionistic it got me walking down this black and white spiral staircase into a matte painting of an oddly jagged cityscape while i hunch over dressed in dance tights

Actually I wanna be someone’s comfort person. their go to. their favorite. the person they wanna grow with and heal with.

Men invented dueling so they could shoot hot loads into eachother

I cannot stress enough how important it is to do silly, frivolous things that serve no other purpose than making you happy.

i just watched the omen (1976) and while i really enjoyed it, i couldn’t stop myself from laughing at JUST how much neil and terry stole from it when writing good omens 😭😭

the best way to enjoy a lover is like a ripe fruit.

with hands and mouth and teeth.

spreading and sucking and scraping, loud slurping, juices around the mouth and dripping down the hands and chin

devouring them, like a wonderful ripe treat.