imagine you're anthony bourdain getting invited by maxim de winter to his beautiful estate in manderley to record an upcoming Food Network special. you have a michelin star level meal and then maxim starts ranting about some woman named rebecca and how this bitch ruined his life through her manipulative gorilla grip pussy and baby trapping. maxim starts crying when you point out a hole in his bullshit story and then mrs. danvers, the housekeeper who has been creepin in the corner this whole time, levitates off the ground and yells "HE SAID NO PICKLES" before you get a sudden flashback to when you were 20 years old in a stank ass apartment, offering to suck mrs. danvers' cock to stop the telekinetic torture she's inflicting on your body for trying to fuck mr. de winter while high on drugs. well something really similar happened to my grandpa daniel molloy

actually i think graduates of a university should have access to the library databases forever and ever amen

"I would say Louis has a puzzle that hasn’t been solved by a guy who spends his life getting the story. And I find one of the most interesting lines in the whole show is that I’m describing my former self and I say, “It’s a tale told to an idiot.” Well, who’s the idiot? That’s me. I’m calling myself an idiot. So, I’m calling my youthful self an idiot and I want to make up for that by going back and finding what had to be the greatest story I had ever investigated, but ineptly forty something years ago. I can easily imagine that. That comes up all the time in everyone’s life. I mean, it’s in its worst form. It’s like you get a Facebook account and you find that person you wanted to go out with in the ninth grade. You find them again, it turns out they will go out with you on a date and you’re willing to go and you’re just like, “Maybe this time I can get her to kiss me.” So maybe this time Louis will kiss me." Eric Bogosian (x)

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 1.06 ‘Like Angels Put in Hell by God’ | 2.05 ‘Don't Be Afraid, Just Start the Tape’

This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies

THE GOOD PLACE (2016 - 2020) I 1.03

 aziraphale + pink 😇 

not only are they gay but they are in love. happy pride month

When I walk into a room of people, the first person I look for is you.

(crowley's version)

When I walk into a room of people, the first person I look for is you.

(aziraphale's version)

happy aziracrow as promised 🫡

Crowley + himanity

This discourse telling bi women to leave their boyfriends at home during pride is absolutely ridiculous for so many reasons, main one being is that allies are allowed to go to pride, you know that right? People have to also let go of this idea that they can 'tell' who is queer. No you can't! Plenty of trans men pass as cis men, and plenty of bi women date bi men.

love how daniel saw that coffin & his first thought was 'are we gonna get freaky in here' & not 'am i going to end up in a grave by the end of the night'. this man! i cannot make him up! he's just like me fr

armand on his ipad next week:

good omens + text posts

SAMARA WEAVING as GRACE Le DOMAS READY OR NOT (2019) dir. MATT BETTINELLI-OLPIN & TYLER GILLETT