cryptticrow
I LOVE semi obscure indie pop music!!!
this is my house and I have no shame in what I post amen
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my favorite genre of YouTube video is “youtuber who wanted to do mundane yet outlandish thing slowly loses their mind while doing it”
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"ingredients you can pronounce" "all natural" "organic" "no chemicals"
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Dog shows: Hold still. No, more still. Now move your leg. No not like that. Yes the stranger is touching you ignore it. Hold still. Hold STILL ok now walk.
Cat shows: Ooooh baby cute little fuzzy baby baby look at the nice feather toy! Get it! you are such a beautiful kitty can the nice judgy give you a kissy on your widdo head?
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joining a fandom discord server is so funny bc you either come out with some of the bestest friends you’ve ever made in your life OR the experience of bearing witness to some of the most insane and specific drama you could imagine
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youy momma so MARIO she jumps for joy when she gets the gold coin!
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we had a fiight so she made me eat magnets and sleep on the fridge
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you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000
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Me: appears happy, chill and normal
Also me: enjoys darkly psychological comedy such as The Amazing Digital Circus
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Jame lives in a hamster tunnel in my room and their favorite toy is an unloaded .22 revolver
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