bringing this to the tumblr crowd. please read the whole post before voting

Some additional info from the comments:

- noone's recording. If any of the car salesmen try they're instantly disemboweled

- the billionaire expects six minutes of cuddling (with the bear) after you're done

- if you and the bear both cum at the same time your earnings are doubled

- bear is 24 years old

Eating trauma fr

i feel so bad for gwen girlie finally opens up to someone and they end up mocking her trauma because they cant read the room and said trauma happens to be a homicidal ex-childrens show mascot that works as a hitman for the government

my little sister said that she likes it when I put her to bed cause I tell her stories, I listened to music and stuck my head out the window, nestling into the crook of my elbow, I watched an episode of criminal minds and another of bridgerton, I went on a walk with some friends, I wrote essays until my hand couldn't write anymore, my other sibling told me some things that reached into me and put some pieces back together and I've had a day thats more than waking up from a nightmare where she was back and the ache in my chest returned in tandem and I can keep going. The ache will not hold me back. I will laugh with my siblings and watch episode after episode of tv shows and write up essays until my fingers stop. I'll watch comedians who are like me do things that I wish I could and movies about animals that are an allegory for racism (but not the one you think about) and make omelettes and make posts on tumblr over sharing about my life. I will keep going.

did anyone else connect that sam's impression of mr bonzo is what set her off?

his disbelief/mockery was freaking her out in the background but she screamed at him the moment he went "BONZO BONZO BONZO"

babygirl is traumatized someone get her a therapist (colin style)

aughh I kinda gave up in the middle of the hair but ill post it anyway

it's based off of that one post by @cult-of-the-eye 👍

my son

I LOVE YOUR GAY BUG SON

whoever invented pillows i love you forever ill make you your favourite meal and tuck you in to bed

I think people going about Jon being in the therapist office are forgetting the very important part that they were in a place for court-ordered therapy. We don't have the insane take of a version of Jonathan Sims that seeks help we have a version of Jonathan Sims that somehow commited a crime and was forced by law to finally go to therapy.

And I mean the music has to actually be considered goth, you can't be like "Taylor Swift is goth to me (*＾＾*)//" on here

If you vote please rb so I get a larger sample

We always discuss how fears in the TMP are not exactly fears from TMA, but it such a powerful writing move. We still assume that we know something about fears after 5 seasons and then comes the new episode and our thoughts are going:

oh "mother always says", this should be The Mother of spiders - the hause filled with spiders, so Web checks out - wait, the house that has "too many rooms" - spiral? weird architecture? - she looses her mind, so that's also could be it - "no-one's here now. No-one ever will be" that's some Lonely vibes - "I wander lonely"

And just like that we aren't sure anymore. We still don't actually know what's happening

just some silly archives stuff

me while making my sibling her favourite food after she's had a bad day: "i cannot under any circumstances let her know that i love her that is so embarrassing"

the way I got jumpscared by Alice saying her incident was about some person's face being inverted and then it switches to Georgie saying "where's my face?"

celia and georgie being co-parenting queens

georgie mentioned ‼️‼️ what the fuck is fear ⁉️⁉️