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bruce: i did come close to killing the joker once
jason: oh?
bruce: the only reason i didn’t was because clark held me back out of respect of what you would’ve wanted
jason: damn you big blue, this would’ve never happened with wonder woman
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closest bruce comes to destroying the “brucie” persona is when he gets interviewed by a child and Cannot for the life of him Lie
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tim: Surgery is basically just stabbing someone to life
steph: Please never become a surgeon
tim: have I mentioned that I don't have a spleen
#I see your tim doesn't tell anyone about his spleen and rase you#he will not shut the fuck up about it
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Bruce gets Damian legos because he’s trying to connect with him and the two end up completely missing patrol because they were to busy building all of Gotham with the legos
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Jason and Damian's entire texting chat history is just them sending memes, posts, and links to videos back and forth with zero words exchanged
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Imagine if Jason did somehow manage to transport the entire monument to put in his room though LMAO
Dick: Jaybird, what's that... stone thing sticking through your window??? Is it... *squints* a statue???
Jason: Grave statue :)
Dick: ......... HOW?
Jason: “I wanted to try and recreate the most restful sleep I’ve ever had”
Tim: … you dramatic little bitch
Dick: *sobbing quietly*
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Imagine pre red hood arc while hes with LOA Jason just got a phone and texted his family with a pic of him and Damian saying "i lived bitch" and then purposefully stayed in the shadows while the whole batfam went mental.
Lmaoooooo that would be so much fun!!!
All the theories the batfam would come up with.
Like, how is Jason alive? Is this really Jason, or someone else? Did he have a kid? Did he steal a kid? did someone force him to have a kid!?
Meanwhile Jason: *playing peekaboo with Damian*
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[Nightwing and Robin Jason showing up to a GCPD crime scene]
Robin: Okay, everybody stand back. The professionals are here
Nightwing: Robin, be nice. They're just doing their job
Robin: If they're doing their job, then why are we here?
Nightwing: ...
GCPD: ...
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batman: odyssey (2011) #6
remember only one of them actually went to med school and got their degree and it is NOT the man dressed as a giant bat !!!
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I love your blog, also can I have Dick Grayson annoying his siblings pls?
Duke: *checks the traffic*
Duke: Damn, forty-five minutes to school?
Dick: You think that's bad? Back in my day, I had to trapeze uphill in the snow both ways.
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Tim: *on the phone*
Dick: *sitting next to him eating loudly*
Tim: Can you not?
Dick: *smack* Lemme think. *smack* No.
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Dick: *knocks a vase over*
Cass: Ooooh.
Dick: Alfred, Cass broke the vase!
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Steph: *eating*
Dick, across the table: Can I try some?
Steph: No.
Dick: *ties a fork to his grapple*
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Damian: *painting while drinking tea*
Dick: *swaps the cups*
Damian: *takes a sip*
Damian, sputtering: GRAYSON!
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[Jason's safehouse]
Jason: *cooking*
Dick: *perched outside the window*
Jason: No, you can't have any.
Dick: *presses his face against the glass*
Jason: Go away.
Dick: *rubs fingerprints all over*
Jason: *closes the curtains*
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Bruce: Congratulations, Jason! You’re the first of my kids to graduate college!
Dick: Yeah, first and only one for all eternity!
Bruce: *Ignoring Dick by sheer willpower* Anyway, what are you planning to do next?
Jason: I think I’m going to continue my education in English Lit.
Bruce: *nervously* Great. You’ll get a Master’s Degree, right?
Jason: …
Bruce: …right?
Jason: Actually, I’m going for a PhD.
Bruce: This is a terrible joke. You’re over the supervillainy, right, Jay?
Jason: Look, my application to GothamU’s PhD program was accepted!
Bruce: No child! Of mine! Will get! A PhD!!!
Jason: I’m hoping to be a literature professor at GothamU, if I survive long enough.
Bruce: *screams incoherently*
Dick: I think you broke him.
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dc billionaires have given us unrealistic expectations of what billionaires look like. i get bruce and ollie, they’re superheroes.
but why, dear god, is lex luthor jacked????
does (mildly homoerotic) alien xenophobia just build you different or something???
I mean, the guy seems pretty set on killing or otherwise defeating Superman, arguably one of the most indestructible beings ever except for if he comes close to the green space rock that undoes all of his powers at once so he’s obviously motivated
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At the Zoo III
8 y/o Damian, looking at crocodiles habitat : Every Zoo is a petting Zoo if you're not a coward.
Jason, with several scratches and tiger bites : Not again...
Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6 - Part 7 - Part 8 - Part 9 - Part 10 - Part 11
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At the Zoo XI
Zoo guide: The octopus can change its color to mimic it's surroundings. Does anyone know what this is called?
Jason: A octo-lie.
8 y/o Damian: Mock-topus.
Tim: ...
Tim: Metachrosis?
Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6 - Part 7 - Part 8 - Part 9 - Part 10
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