That’s the power of being gay and killing locals babey!

Link: but also yes I do want to see them

He is getting so tall

Today's toon Link is STILL not tall enough to ride the roller coaster

What if Link and Zelda got engaged pre-TotK? They get engaged at the Lover’s Pond and it’s a beautiful and magical moment.

They decide to have a small wedding in secret, with just their closest friends. They don’t want it to be a big thing for several reasons (don’t want to use their money for that when Hyrule still needs rebuilding, don’t want the attention to be put on a wedding instead of said rebuilding, don’t want Link to have the pressure of being king put on him yet, etc.)

They’re so excited. So happy. They pick out fancy clothes, they send the invitations, they decide what cake to serve and what songs to dance to.

The day is fast approaching. Then news comes that something is coming from under the castle. They go to investigate. Zelda falls. Link fails to catch her.

Imagine the devastation he feels when she disappears right before they were supposed to get married. Imagine how tears fill his eyes when he looks in their closet and sees the dress she never got to wear. Imagine the cake arriving and him leaving it to rot because she isn’t there to eat with him. Imagine him looking at the vows they never got to say, sitting on their table as if nothing is amiss. Imagine him looking at his ring and knowing its match is in the past with his beloved.

Imagine him sitting on the light dragon on the day they were supposed to wed. The day they thought would be the happiest of their lives. Imagine him sitting upon her head, running his hand through her mane as he sings the songs they never got to dance to.

couples that sacrifice themselves for each other stay together 🥰

Autism powers? Yeah, Link has ‘em.

Fic based off this!

Thinking about how Link goes to save “kidnapped Zelda” from the Yiga clan even though he knows she’s a dragon. He just has this small hope that maybe she’s back to normal and he can save her and things will be good again.

Thinking about the joy he feels when he sees she’s really there. Thinking about how maybe he knows it’s a trap, but he pushes the gut feeling aside because it’s his Zelda and she’s a Hylian and she’s okay!

Thinking about his resigned devastation when she turns out to be a Yiga footsoldier in disguise. Thinking about how he must feel, knowing that may be the last time he ever sees Zelda’s face on a person, and it wasn’t even her.

That’s why he always insults the size of your head when you wake him up. He wanted to escape reality longer. Welcome back to the real world, buddy.

New Angsty TotK Zelink fic! “False Lead”

Summary: Link knows the hope he feels is stupid. Zelda is gone. But when he hears she’s been kidnapped by the Yiga Clan, he can’t help but feel it anyway. It’s terrifying to think they’ve had her imprisoned all this time, but at least she’s alive. Alive and Hylian.

As the light dragon flies overhead, Link goes to check out the lead.

did toon link arrive by march 29th? did he get into your cookie jar yet? might want to invest in a lock for the pantry btw hehe

Pffft I didn’t even order him. He’s still sitting in my Amazon cart. I don’t need to buy a lock. My pantry is safe and secure 😊❤️ Here, I’ll prove it to yo— MY PANTRY!!! FUCK THERES A WHOLE GUY IN THERE!! AND MY PURSE IS $16.97 PLUS TAX POORER!!

But at least he didn’t eat my secret stash of— MY COOKIES NOOOOOOOOO

Banished to the well while he cleans the melted cutting board from the oven rack 😔

Revali: well, sometimes people just need a little push to reach their full potential 🤷‍♂️

Mipha, healing Link’s broken everything: NOT OFF A CLIFF