divine0rdainment
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F29, Bi/Polyam Greyace, I like to rp, I like to ship, I'm mostly here for Radiostatic and Adamsapple content. may search for RP partners later. may also show my ships
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Adam: What do I have in common with the dryer machine?
Lucifer: I don't know, what?
Adam: We both get loud when you put a load in us.
Lucifer: HAHA! Yeah....
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Adam: Someone's been quite back there.
Cain: I'm not gonna call him dad.
Adam: Cain you're thousands of years old I don't expect you to call Lucifer 'dad'
Cain: Well I won't! Not even if there's a fire! ....... Lucifer better not get in my face or I'll drop that motherfucker.
Adam: Jesus Christ Cain!
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No amount of alcohol can stop the dad jokes
(Vox balancing between "I should stop him" and "I want to see how far this goes")
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I mean that would be Angel's third guess XD
Angel: Sooo, you and Lucifer are dating now?
Adam: Ew no! He just lets me crash at his place and we have sex sometimes.
Angel: And he takes you out every week.
Adam: well yeah
Angel: and he buys you anything you want whenever you ask for it.
Adam: I mean he has lot of mon-
Angel: AND he cuddles with you on the couch whenever he feels depressed
Adam: yeah but he-
Angel: and he doesn't even push you to have a job or do anything but be near him when he gets home from his king stuff.
Adam: yeah, so what?
Angel:... Either your his boyfriend or your his sugar baby. Pick the title you are less offended by.
Adam: 0.0
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Angel: Sooo, you and Lucifer are dating now?
Adam: Ew no! He just lets me crash at his place and we have sex sometimes.
Angel: And he takes you out every week.
Adam: well yeah
Angel: and he buys you anything you want whenever you ask for it.
Adam: I mean he has lot of mon-
Angel: AND he cuddles with you on the couch whenever he feels depressed
Adam: yeah but he-
Angel: and he doesn't even push you to have a job or do anything but be near him when he gets home from his king stuff.
Adam: yeah, so what?
Angel:... Either you're his boyfriend or you're his sugar baby. Pick the title you are less offended by.
Adam: 0.0
#boyfriend or sugarbaby#such a thin line#hazbin hotel#hellaverse#adamsapple#adam x lucifer#lucifer x adam#hazbin hotel adam#hazbin lucifer#guitarduck
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Adam: From now on, we shall be using codenames!
Adam: You can address me as Eagle One!
Adam: Lilith's codename, "Been There, Done That"
Lilith: *Hisses*
Adam: Lucifer is "Currently Doing That"
Lucifer: *High fives him*
Adam: Alastor is "It Happened Once In A Dream"
Alastor: *Angry radio noises*
Adam: Emily's codename "If I Had To Pick An Angel"
Emily: *Horrified*
Adam: Charlie is...
Adam: Eagle Two
Charlie: Oh thank God....
#hazbin hotel#hellaverse#adamsapple#adam x lucifer#lucifer x adam#hazbin hotel adam#hazbin lucifer#guitarduck#alastor hazbin#emily hazbin hotel#charlie hazbin hotel#lilith hazbin hotel#code names
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Lucifer: Adam, you're an asshole, man...
Adam: You are what you eat Luci.
Angel and Husk: *bursts in to laughter*
Charlie: *horrified*
Lucifer: what the?! *Holds back laughter* What the hell man! Oh my god! That was kinda sick.
Adam: *giggling* Thanks, I worked hard on it!
#adamsapple#shadow abridged refrence ???#hazbin hotel#hellaverse#adam x lucifer#lucifer x adam#hazbin hotel adam#hazbin lucifer#guitarduck
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Adam: I am going to punch you in the mouth with my mouth
Lucifer:…so like a kiss?
Adam: No! Kissing is for when you like someone! This is mouth punching!
#adamsapple#hazbin hotel#hellaverse#adam x lucifer#lucifer x adam#guitarduck#hazbin hotel adam#hazbin lucifer
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Adam: What are you in the mood for?
Lucifer: hmmmm world domination?
Adam:... Seems a little out of character but ok.
Lucifer:... Well, you are my world so...
Adam: Aww. That's so gay. Sweet but so gay.
Lucifer: *smirks*
Adam:.... What?
Adam:...oooooh
Lucifer:There it is.
#adamsapple#hazbin hotel#hellaverse#hazbin hotel adam#hazbin lucifer#guitarduck#lucifer x adam#adam x lucifer
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Garden au
Adam: Look, my dear employees, remember if you flirt the majority of the time the people come back. And if anything goes wrong, there is a gun under the table
Hell hounds: how do you know that works
Another Employee: Plus, why do we need a gun?
Adam: Here, you know that truck guy that used to come here, but mysteries disappeared. well, his delivery used to be 100, but after I started flirting, it went down to 20
Hell hounds: didn't he also start stalking you?
Adam: I ignored it for most of the part until he came in saying he raising the part $30 more until I go on date.
Adam: So I took matters into my own hands
Hell hounds: What did you do
Adam: Oh, I faked and cried and called lucifer. Yeah, he was not happy at that guy it was quite hot
Hell hounds: ... didn't you say he mysteries disappeared? Shouldn't we like call the police or the guy family to tell them what happened
Adam: now that a kiss am never getting back
Hell hounds: What was that
Adam: now like I was saying that why we have a gun under that table
HAHAHAHA Adam flirting with people to get a lower delivery fee is so funny 🤣
Yeah, when things end up going too far he'd just call Lucifer and the problem would be over and done with.
Adam only has room for one stalker love struck horny gremlin in his life and Lucifer is it lol
Adam: The problem has seemed to resolve itself.
Lucifer: With my help, my precious flower.~
Adam: Yes, with your help Luci.
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Instead of Lucifer going after Lilith, he goes after Adam and things become messy very fast .
Michael: Is it me or does the human's stomach grew ?
Sera: It .. It did .. How ?
Adam: I ate too many seeds !
Lilith: Does that happen to me as well if I eat many seeds ?
Lucifer: No dear those are special seeds
Lilith: Where can ..
Lucifer: Just no .
God meanwhile knitting baby sweaters with a knowing smile, ofcourse he WILL have a talk with Lucifer soon .
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If Adam hired any staff, Lucifer would be either jealous or try to get them to let him in.
Oh for sure lol
Hellhound at the front door: Sorry your majesty you can't come in.
Lucifer holds up keys: These are the keys to the Porsche over there. Leave now and it's yours.
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