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Al (I Am Not A Cat)
A 2023 Short Story ProjectA new story every Sunday, all year long53 Sundays, 53 storiesBlog run by Al, a stranger to these partsTw: dcitt23 Insta: dontcallittimetravel
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I’m repeatedly surprised by how popular this post has been
On This Day: the rms titanic sets sail from southampton; also on this day, "the great gatsby" is published. Both end under water
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i can't remember if i have posted this before but the coffee shop by my house has my favorite hand-washing sign in the world
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When will Texas feel this way?
I don't like it when kids kill themselves.
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I can’t believe I’m doing this but okay
ha?
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
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the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.
if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.
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I am so afraid yet so curious
Reblog if you want a shitty summary of your blog in your inbox.
Always
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The Great Gatsby + Satire News Headlines Part 2
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That last one is my favorite
The Great Gatsby + Onion/Reductress headlines Part One
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No Greta Gerwig director nod?? For shame, Academy!
#oscar nominations#greta gerwig#barbie#Margot Robbie also deserved a nod but that Best Actress category is stacked
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I must reblog this every time because if you don’t know this, then you should
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