the best/worst part of being part of a club whose average age is 60 is that periodically I get emails from the club president that read as follows:
"Hello everyone! For future reference, if I send a message with contact information at the bottom, that's the person you want to talk to! CLICKING 'REPLY' SENDS REPLIES TO ME, NOT THE PERSON CONTACTING US. PLEASE. I HAVE RECEIVED FIFTY EMAILS IN THE LAST TWENTY MINUTES. PLEASE,"
my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military