It too is a Lincoln.

The Only Known Photo of Mary Todd Lincoln

Best known as the wife of Abe Lincoln, Mary Todd’s past as a bandit in the American West prior to her marriage to the president is often hidden away and suppressed to showcase her puritan-approved married life.

Seen here at the Siege of Thunderdome in 1830s Nevada, Mary killed seven sheriffs to steal the fabled gold of John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt with her band of sisters, all of whom were literally her sisters. In the end she proved impossible to catch, so Abe married her to join their empires. She and her siblings proved critical in the civil war, destroying numerous Confederate forts, kidnapping Confederate President Jeff Davidson, and burning the South’s entire supply of gingham fabric.

Though she remained more quiet during Abe’s life, her spirit couldn’t be held down after his assassination, upon which she tackled John Wilkes Booth, ripped out his eyes and testicles, and ate his entire trachea on the spot. They won’t teach this is American History class of course, but the photo shows her true vibrant spirit.

okay but what is the grinch really about because the title implies it's a turorial but not one person has successfully stolen christmas since

Not one person since, you say...

okay but what is the grinch really about because the title implies it's a turorial but not one person has successfully stolen christmas since

Not one person since, you say...

The Only Known Photo of Mary Todd Lincoln

Best known as the wife of Abe Lincoln, Mary Todd’s past as a bandit in the American West prior to her marriage to the president is often hidden away and suppressed to showcase her puritan-approved married life.

Seen here at the Siege of Thunderdome in 1830s Nevada, Mary killed seven sheriffs to steal the fabled gold of John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt with her band of sisters, all of whom were literally her sisters. In the end she proved impossible to catch, so Abe married her to join their empires. She and her siblings proved critical in the civil war, destroying numerous Confederate forts, kidnapping Confederate President Jeff Davidson, and burning the South’s entire supply of gingham fabric.

Though she remained more quiet during Abe’s life, her spirit couldn’t be held down after his assassination, upon which she tackled John Wilkes Booth, ripped out his eyes and testicles, and ate his entire trachea on the spot. They won’t teach this is American History class of course, but the photo shows her true vibrant spirit.

what was the popes homophobic thing he said

This has been utterly misreported. He merely said that Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga "Wasn't gay enough," and he was correct to say it. The movie was utterly lacking in homoeroticism. This is only the second time the Papacy has commented officially on a movie, the first being when Pope John Paul II infallibly confirmed that Keanu Reeves was right not to accept the lead role in Speed 2: Cruise Control.

Any earthbound facts?

EarthBound is an electronic or "video" game series based on the Homestuck comics of Tim Buckley. The first game "Mom" is an RPG for the original Nintendo in which the player beats up hippies with a baseball bat. The second is a Super Nintendo game called "Mom 2: The Mommening" and involves a metaphorical quest to abort a weird wavy fetus thing. The final game in the trilogy was released for the Nintendo Game Gear and is titled "Mom 3: Your Neighbor Has Problems." For some reason, people like these games.

There is NO integrity left in game design.

CONTROVERSY: Did From Software Use CGI in Shadow of the Erdtree?

FIJMU News 5-23-24 by Scrute Schroedinger

With the new trailer for Elden Ring's upcoming DLC, sharp eyed viewers think they may have caught From Software in the act of using computer generated imagery.

According to Computer Graphics expert Khan Putretsper, "I've seen quite a few pixels in my day and I'm certain the trailer contains at least three. This may not have been shot on film, it may not even have any live action footage in it whatsoever."

With recent controversies over Disney using AI in their films, novelists using ChatGPT writing in their stories, and even certain celebrities such as Hatsune Miku using autotune and pitch-shifting technology to change their voices, From Software is the latest to face accusations right as their new work is released.

Computer Generated Imagery or "CGI" was first used in the film "Tron," which lost its special effects nomination for such a cheat. Still, CGI has been used on films such as James Cameron's "Avatar," M. Night Shyamalan's film "The Last Airbender," and Netflix's series "Avatar: The Last Airbender." Now From Software will have to face the scrutiny of its audiences. According to gamer and watchdog group founder Luigi Samus Zeldasen, "I'd hate to see a game like Elden Ring stoop use a computer for its imagery, but I've seen the new trailer myself, and I don't think that tower of ten thousand skinned bodies is real."

Troubling words indeed.

What were the main differences between Dune the movies and Dune the book? NOT asking because I have a report due.

Though Villeneuve made several changes in adapting Frank Herbert's novel to screen, the biggest difference is that the book was good.

Europe was named for the Goddess “Europa,” who was the goddess of naming continents after herself.

Yeah. Crapped out pretty fast.

From Hell (2001, The Hughes Brothers)

Me when the 8th poop joke I’ve posted in an hour doesn’t get a single note.

From Hell (2001, The Hughes Brothers)

Not unreality, I can’t do the edit but if anyone wanted to put the audio from trailers to Pixar’s “Brave” over the video from the new Elden Ring DLC trailer I’m pretty sure it would be amazing.

CONTROVERSY: Did From Software Use CGI in Shadow of the Erdtree?

FIJMU News 5-23-24 by Scrute Schroedinger

With the new trailer for Elden Ring's upcoming DLC, sharp eyed viewers think they may have caught From Software in the act of using computer generated imagery.

According to Computer Graphics expert Khan Putretsper, "I've seen quite a few pixels in my day and I'm certain the trailer contains at least three. This may not have been shot on film, it may not even have any live action footage in it whatsoever."

With recent controversies over Disney using AI in their films, novelists using ChatGPT writing in their stories, and even certain celebrities such as Hatsune Miku using autotune and pitch-shifting technology to change their voices, From Software is the latest to face accusations right as their new work is released.

Computer Generated Imagery or "CGI" was first used in the film "Tron," which lost its special effects nomination for such a cheat. Still, CGI has been used on films such as James Cameron's "Avatar," M. Night Shyamalan's film "The Last Airbender," and Netflix's series "Avatar: The Last Airbender." Now From Software will have to face the scrutiny of its audiences. According to gamer and watchdog group founder Luigi Samus Zeldasen, "I'd hate to see a game like Elden Ring stoop use a computer for its imagery, but I've seen the new trailer myself, and I don't think that tower of ten thousand skinned bodies is real."

Troubling words indeed.

how do i figure out what strength glasses i need?

Depends on what you need your eyeballs to lift.

Did the term mansplaining come from a supernatural live journal fic?

Actually, mansplaining is a portmanteau of "Man" which refers to men and "Plaining" which is the use of a mechanical tool to remove layers of material from an object, or in this case, a man. So whenever a man is flayed, cut apart, or otherwise reduced mechanically, that's mainsplaining.

LMAO at lore videos and people waiting to see the ending to Skibidi Toilet on YouTube when I have the whole series on its original VHS tapes on my shelf.