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a strange but otherwise harmless act of hoo-ha
come to the senate floor in 1838 if you want an ass kicking (she/her)
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I need several hours of Quiet Time each day or i become the worst person alive
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also since im diarizing i forgot I facebook unfollowed a friend from high school and i drop back in to see that he shaved his head and married an absolute goth BADDIE. and I have to say, good for him!
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im pathologically conflict averse EXCEPT when it comes to policies that i dont like. then i am the most articulate little hater on the planet
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My swag too boring. I smoke too weak. They aren’t gonna kill me
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i don’t remember my real person facebook login it’s just fucking south carolina governor robert y haynes social media credentials autopopulating
#truly annoying but also like. so funny#some ghosts of my past cannot be escaped they haunt my online presence
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#and the sad pediatricians :(#before we started residency we got to do antibiotic taste test#80% of them taste truly like nothing#5% are actively tasty. 15% will make you boil your guts#why i try to NEVER prescribe liquid clinda even though its a great go to for oropharyngeal infections#she covers mrsa she covers anaerobes she covers everything but pseudomonas#but her taste is not only bad but artistically bad. poetically bad.#penicillin VK punches you in the face with bad taste clean and businesslike and leaves#but clinda.. lingers on the palette. the taste story evolves with time. and it takes its time to evolve.#it takes you on a journey. from old lady smell to public urinal cake to rotten fish#it has an oily and plangent depth#you can try putting it in chocolate syrup if you awnt to ruin chocolate syrup forever#sometimes medicine does have to taste bad. and we truly wish it did not :(
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we are so back..
bridgerton s2 was SUCH a clayhoun slay. thots in tags
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bridgerton s2 was SUCH a clayhoun slay. thots in tags
#henry clay the ACCOMPLISHED rake (also a marquis and the richest man in the county)#who apparently ruined a girls honor and left her at the altar when she was engaged to someone else#the secret is that thats not true.. she was engaged against her will and he 'ruined her honor' so her fiancee would dump her#now his reputation is ~scandalous~ but like nobody cares about all the naughty stuf fhe does do (cards gambling horse racing drinking snuff#anyways duke tom benton visits him in the country seat hes retired to to do scientific farming and raise racehorses#(tom is the cousin of the girl that he ~ruined~. he almost challenged him to a duel but his cousin stopped him)#like. ok. soooooo I need your help#in love. with this guy. but. his older half brother HATES me and will NOT let us have a single god damn moment together#please help.... i know you.... sometimes do that sort of thing for people 🤔#clay flipping switches from Aw yeah i fucked your cousin lol get at me to UGH i cant believe lucretia fucking narced#benton like please. i will truly do anything sir. and clay like well..... thats a handsome arabian stud you bought last season..#whats a horse to a husband anyways? dont you love this fellow? all I want is a silly little animal!#anyways at first he tries to pretend to court mr hayne. so that benton looks like the more palatable option to mr calhoun#but hayne is instantly like Im ever so sorry! but if your intents are matrimonial i am already spoken for! <3 so sorry!!#clay like hm. welll. fine I guess I gotta seduce the older brother now#mr calhoun... the serious argumentative not-noble lawyer who s fighting suitors off his rich charming half brother with a pool cue#clay instantly falls in lust. and then quickly thereafter in love...#THE DRAMA.... THE ROMANCE... THE BOSOM CLUTCHING.... CLAY SNIFFING HOUN .. SO UNSERIOUS!!#bridgie3 came out and im nutlost. thats the post
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Possibly the worst thing about post partition northern irish history is the number of abbreviations which all start with one of approx. three to four letters
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I know adverbs are controversial, but "said softly" means something different than "whispered" and this is the hill I will die on.
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mr clay from clays 11 vs zachary taylor
#henry clay#there are many benefits to [being a career criminal]#i did this SO fast and sloppy. im so tired#ZT keeps trying to hire guys to bump clay off#and everyone he hires is like Ohhhhhh. oh no man#love him or hate him they all want to be him or they all owe him somethin#tries to hire THB and like. thats his cousin brah
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