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wait guys. reblog this and tell me what the last movie you watched was. bonus points if you add a short review <333
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i love my fans 💚
(for context anon (blank account) is trying to figure out how to misgender me)
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Experience the Moth.
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People always get so weird about my participation in the Flat Earth Advocacy Group. For the last time, we aren't cranks, we aren't conspiracy theorists, we're definitely not geocentrists, and our policy think tank is fully aware of what shape the planet currently is
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fluorescentbrains · 4 hours
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just saw multiple people asking in the comments of a post if they can use and wear a carabiner for their keys if they're bi or otherwise not a lesbian and I simply have to ask if people know that carabiners are used for many purposes beyond signaling lesbianism. like girl they were invented in the early modern period for their functional use as a clasp it's not like they're some closed lesbian practice......
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fluorescentbrains · 5 hours
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critically jacking off to this problematic fic in a scholarly manner
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fluorescentbrains · 6 hours
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Hiya tumblr take my uquiz
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best comment award
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fluorescentbrains · 8 hours
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fluorescentbrains · 8 hours
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Everyone stop and read this thread about the most insane parts of Star Wars canon.
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fluorescentbrains · 8 hours
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Nobody wants to admit ageism is a real thing but if you like look around at how (capitalist) society treats the elderly it’s kind of insane actually. Especially if you take into account intersections of misogyny and racism & how nearly all of them are disabled in some way. Some ostensibly progressive white kid will be talking about “ugh I hate old people” cause they think they’re all bigots or whatever but you gotta stop projecting your issues with, like, uncle dale being weird at thanksgiving dinner. Yknow. Old people are just people who got older
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fluorescentbrains · 8 hours
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They never bring up bisexual boy with lame ass straight girlfriend. what about her
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fluorescentbrains · 9 hours
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And here is the most devastating fact of Frank's posthumous success, which leaves her real experience forever hidden: we know what she would have said, because other people have said it, and we don't want to hear it.
The line most often quoted from Frank's diary are her famous words, "I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart." These words are "inspiring," by which we mean that they flatter us. They make us feel forgiven for those lapses of our civilization that allow for piles of murdered girls—and if those words came from a murdered girl, well, then, we must be absolved, because they must be true. That gift of grace and absolution from a murdered Jew (exactly the gift that lies at the heart of Christianity) is what millions of people are so eager to find in Frank's hiding place, in her writings, in her "legacy." It is far more gratifying to believe that an innocent dead girl has offered us grace than to recognize the obvious: Frank wrote about people being "truly good at heart" before meeting people who weren't. Three weeks after writing those words, she met people who weren't.
Here's how much some people dislike living Jews: they murdered 6 million of them. This fact bears repeating, as it does not come up at all in Anne Frank's writings. Readers of her diary are aware that the author was murdered in a genocide, but this does not mean that her diary is a work about genocide. If it were, it is unlikely that it would have been anywhere near as universally embraced.
We know this, because there is no shortage of writings from victims and survivors who chronicled this fact in vivid detail, and none of those documents have achieved anything like Frank's diary's fame. Those that have come close have only done so by observing those same rules of hiding, the ones that insist on polite victims who don't insult their persecutors The work that came closest to achieving Frank's international fame might be Elie Wiesel's Night, a memoir that could be thought of as a continuation of Frank's diary, recounting the tortures of a fifteen-year-old imprisoned in Auschwitz. As the scholar Naomi Seidman has discussed, Wiesel first published his memoir in Yiddish, under the title And the World Was Silent. The Yiddish book told the same story told in Night, but it exploded with rage against his family's murderers and, as the title implies, the entire world whose indifference (or active hatred) made those murders possible. With the help of the French Catholic Nobel laureate François Mauriac, Wiesel later published a French version under the new title La Nuit—a work that repositioned the young survivor's rage into theological angst. After all, what reader would want to hear about how this society had failed, how he was guilty? Better to blame G[-]d. This approach earned Wiesel a Nobel Peace Prize, as well as, years later, selection for Oprah's Book Club, the American epitome of grace. It did not, however, make teenage girls read his book in Japan, the way they read Frank's. For that he would have had to hide much, much more.
from "Everyone's (Second) Favorite Dead Jew" in People Love Dead Jews by Dara Horn, pp 9–10
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Hey! I just wanted to let you know that you've inspired me to start giving plasma donations, and I just finished my first one! I actually kinda enjoyed it (needle jabs not withstanding) and I've already made my next appointment. Unfortunately I live on a different continent so it probably won't go to you, but I'm happy to think that I might be helping someone in a similar situation!
thank you! plasma-based medicines are some of the most powerful treatments out there right now for SO many different conditions, especially those that have skyrocketed since covid-19 began!
and here is a slightly relevant fun fact about plasma donations that might encourage you to donate more: donating plasma is currently the most effective (known and studied) way to reduce microplastics in your body! wowie!
I wish I could have your goop. but someone out there will definitely make great use of it.
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fluorescentbrains · 9 hours
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The tumblr experience is watching someone with $50 to their name absolutely tearing at the throat of someone with $1,500 to their name.
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fluorescentbrains · 9 hours
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Amazing how embarrassed I get whenever I get into something popular... like yeah :/.... I like this ip that makes millions or something every year.... it's really popular and most everyone has heard of it casually.... I'm so ashamed... kicks a pebble or something.
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fluorescentbrains · 9 hours
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i love this because 1. wisdom, you player!!! 2. i did not think people magazine would ever cover wisdom the albatross
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