i have a THROAT INFECTION
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they should invent a new constellation and call it the big sniffer
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my fever is gone but my throat pain has gotten significantly worse so i have to go to urgent care hahahaha
i have 3 blankets on me and i am still too cold someone help me
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i have a fever of 101 馃憣
i have 3 blankets on me and i am still too cold someone help me
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i have 3 blankets on me and i am still too cold someone help me
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Litany against anthropocentrism
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Get your pussy up get your money up. You鈥檙e gorgeous btw
get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,
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gay people love me for my industrial workers of the world crop top. and also other reasons
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using my wartenburg wheel to open up tape on boxes
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it is not too late to celebrate tummy tuesday with me (he/him)
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what鈥檚 the symptom called when all of your skin is like tender/painful to touch
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Accompanying my little sister to a chappell roan concert with my dirty blonde hair in a messy bun. I sit in the front row, too entranced by my copy of 'dykes to watch out for' by alison bechdel to dance along to 'HOT TO GO!' At the end of the performance, a security guard taps my shoulder. Chappell has noticed my lack of enthusiasm and I've caught her interest. She invites me backstage....
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