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“x reader is so cringe.” to YOU. im reading this shit and having a ball ‼️
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“I can make him better” “I can make him worse” I can have him gripping the sheets and arching his back
#fiore energy#oc stuff#semi nsfw#who would he be doing this with??#take a wild guess LMFAO#he’s a WHORE
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The funniest thing about being even slightly older than some of my friends is that they decide I'm their dad just because I buy them food and make sure they don't do stupid shit HSJSHS
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yall ever see a fictional character n be like "this is my rotten little man and i encourage his rotten little shenanigans"
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Hi again my fav mutual >:3 if possible, can I request another set of lubdan headcannons with him having a s/o that is overall just incredibly affectionate and likes to show off their happy relationship (not in a bad way, just in a “i love my partner a lot and everyone needs to know” kind of sense :3)
You're so so sweet, every time we chat I'm reminded of how lovely it was to meet you <3 <3 <3 Thank you for having the confidence to reach out and interact in the first place
First things first, unless you’re friends with a very specific group of people, you’d have to stretch the truth somewhat. More like re-word it, he does have many wonderful qualities after all.
Your way with words would thoroughly amuse him.
“What did ye say when they asked about what I do for a living?”
“A uh…debt collector. They were on the fence at first but I assured them you only went after crooks!”
Your friends probably wondered why you couldn’t make it through that one without chortling, smitten bliss perhaps?
You’d get much better at it as time went on. You practically can’t help telling them all about him; he’s an acquired taste but absolutely obsessed with you, generous-
Both as a person and a lover ;)
-and very passionate about sharing his culture with you.
He’d never end up coming around despite how desperately they’d want to meet him and how often they urged you to bring him ‘round, because of his very time consuming “job.”
When they expressed any worry about this you’d just shake your head and giving a knowing smile.
He’s the one who lets you sit in luxury! There are certain trade-offs you’re willing to make.
Getting to spoil you and hearing about how much you’ve stroked his ego while you were out is enough for him, but the way talking about him makes you only grow fonder is the best part of his day.
When you see his face you’re not grossed out or scared, you see a wrinkly canvas to cover in green lipstick marks.
Every time you go out you come running back inside and hug him so tightly you lift him off the ground.
Normally he’d find this disrespectful but he gets a perfect angle to kiss your neck, hoping your knees don’t turn to jelly and drop him on his ass.
He’s used to having the upper hand but living with someone who’ll randomly devour him in an all-encompassing hug is…nice.
Whether it’s partially his fault or not Lubdan has been alone for a very long time.
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Yes I am aware he has committed atrocities but have you considered that he’s my special guy
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“i could fix him” yeah? well i could accept him as he is. you don’t like the murder? grow up. the atrocities are part of him and ive decided they’re funny
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LMFAOOOOOheissofineOOO
i’m a normal person guys, I promise 👍
hello slasher fandom please stream my short king Lubdan the leprechaun fancam
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He’s so fine oml
why am i the only one in this halloween store popping my fucking pussy
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