is there an erky perky fandom ? and if not can i possibly revive it /hj
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can i not be fixated on obscure media for 5 MINUTES ‼️‼️‼️
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Gabriel: Machine, I’m afraid I am on my period.
The pain is excruciating.
I... I’m sorry?
You... You’ll… You'll eat it for me?
V1: Yes. Yummy :]
Gabriel: Machine! That is not- Agh.
I mean I suppose it could provide sustenance for you, but I- Agh.
H-hold on.
V1: YAYYY.
Gabriel: *sighs* Eat well, Machine.
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The anxiety of the internet
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Ok idk who came up with making a "cleaningsona" but that hack works so damn well?? I absolutely cannot clean my room until I put on my most Victorian blouse, my fangs, start playing my funky little vampire playlist, and pretend I'm an 800 year old immortal who's bittersweet about packing up and moving to a new town with a new identity because locals are starting to catch on that I'm a vampire
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“kill them with kindness” WRONG! nether dimension
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FARMERS TAN IS IN . RRRGGAAHHH
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i just downed like 3 full cans of the 22 oz arizona green tea and i am ready to meet god himself
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since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"
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Doing more than one? Choose whichever you found the most helpful. ❤️
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i dated a guy for a couple weeks once before i found out he was a chaser
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genuinely the funniest thing ive seen on reddit
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[gets a tumblr ask and reads it] wow! i should respond to that!! first i have to do something though [walks into the ocean never to be seen again]
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