like how are you 50 years old and scared of confrontation to the point that a 28 year old severely mentally ill guy can do it but you can’t… Hello

really epic when coworkers want to whine and bitch and complain 24/7 but suddenly when it comes to them stepping up and speaking up and doing something where they have to be an adult they just. don’t. and are more than content to let you be the one doing everything. taking the fall. Lol

really epic when coworkers want to whine and bitch and complain 24/7 but suddenly when it comes to them stepping up and speaking up and doing something where they have to be an adult they just. don’t. and are more than content to let you be the one doing everything. taking the fall. Lol

you are all so presumptuous

please respect my privacy at this time.

you are all so presumptuous

you are all so presumptuous

“you always seem especially elated at finding that particular scroll, love” getting met with the scariest possible smile a guy who wears bright yellow (bard) and is 5’3 can give and a “well yes.”

have always been really bad about hoarding items for later especially scrolls and potions but canonically my tav particularly set aside so many scrolls of sunbeam. just for the cazador confrontation. the freebie with the blood of lathander was simply not enough💛

have always been really bad about hoarding items for later especially scrolls and potions but canonically my tav particularly set aside so many scrolls of sunbeam. just for the cazador confrontation. the freebie with the blood of lathander was simply not enough💛

with summer rearing its ugly head once more let us not forget nat leftatlondon’s words

with summer rearing its ugly head once more let us not forget nat leftatlondon’s words

i’m bisexual btw

not what your father said to me last night. Or your mother.

not what your father said to me last night. Or your mother.

why are you disrespecting me like this. i am a grown adult man

the other day my boss was vacuuming around me as i was eating (tried to move but was told i was fine) and he was just like “haha you’re so small you might get pulled up in here. gotta be careful”

the other day my boss was vacuuming around me as i was eating (tried to move but was told i was fine) and he was just like “haha you’re so small you might get pulled up in here. gotta be careful”

unfortunately perceiving me via text means you miss out on how much i talk with my hands. the amount of gestures i make. am always gesticulating. On account of my homosexual tendencies

[WITH BLOOD IN MY TEETH] you. You have to believe me

i’m annoying as fuck online but in person i am soso charming & endearing, i promise you. this is the truth. i swear on my life that i [STARTS COUGHING UP BLOOD]

i’m annoying as fuck online but in person i am soso charming & endearing, i promise you. this is the truth. i swear on my life that i [STARTS COUGHING UP BLOOD]

i’m gonna get you out of there. You don’t belong in there. with straightened hair and no wrinkles

so many astarion mods scare me so bad. What the hell are you doing to him in there