"can men be lesbians?" bestie in 100 countries women can't be lesbians is this really the most pressing issue rn

I love it how we as a fandom collectively invented the concept of the "batfamily" when in reality it's just a bunch of messed up kids/teenagers and a few even more messed up irresponsible adults running around with their deeply dysfunctional relationships

this guy suuuucksss he can't catch anythingggg

dick grayson is not and will not ever be a police officer. he is a firefighter or social worker at best. he teaches kids gymnastics and carries his tiny dog. he probably graffitis walls with jason to keep the rent down. do not TELL me he is a cop

absolutely lost it over this fic by @neuro-psyche so. have this comic o(- (

go read it rn if u also love some Good identity reveal fic!!!!

sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis

Bernard: i lied. i don’t like sex. put your clothes back on babe and watch my power point presentation about What The Fuck Is Going On Between Batman And Twoface

Tim: …

do not know a single fellow comics fan who wholeheartedly enjoys comics. reading comics is just the sacrifice we make for the Character.

🎶Do you remember🎵

Sometimes baby girl is a 4,000 year old egyptian Pharaoh

Blade: I don't know what I feel about Kafka.

Elio: You fucking spend all day and night thinking of ways to impress her, your stony ass face turns red when she calls you pet names, she's your partner in crime, you trust her to save you every fucking time your mara flares up, she's the reason you're wondering if dying is what you really want, and you don't know how you feel? Please, for fuck's sake, you love her.

Blade:

Elio: I mean— meow.

I just realized how funny it is that Dan Heng is shipped with Blade and Blade is shipped with Kafka and Kafka is shipped with the Trailblazer and Trailblazer is shipped with Dan Heng

Like that’s one hell of a love square right there isn’t it

after Kafka's companion quest

Caelus: My level of gay has reached “sighing deeply whenever anything extremely heterosexual happens near me”.

Dan Heng, his boyfriend, who has been staring blankly at a wall for the past two hours: Pretty sure it has less to do with heterosexuality and more to do with the fact we walked in on your mom making out with my ex.