REMEMBER. If you’re ever in an awkward, bad, or otherwise unpleasant situation. You can always make it worse by meowing

a man with a helmet or mask that he never takes off is infinitely more sexy than an attractive man who sometimes wears a helmet. it’s about the mystery. the mystique. is there nothing under there or a monster under there or a scary looking guy (all three uniquely charming). you’ll never know. it’s also doubly attractive if he takes his shirt off but keeps the helmet on. you agree

Making a plan against Miranda.

Chris Redfield, Karl Heisenberg & Ethan Winters. Resident evil Village.

So I started playing Dead by Daylight a while back and may have stumbled across a new obsession.

Now kiss 😈

On the bright side the crowd screamed BITCH for him

*sadly cha cha chas to bed*

I think Thalita should have a nice dress as a treat, because I'm getting tired of her endless croptops. I know it's not really her style, but whatever, she's pretty.

(also you can see that I got lazy and didn't change the shoes, sorry)

sick of twitter discourse pitting these guys against each other they would laugh at each others jokes and kiss and love each other i think

i know they never met please just hear me out

one of my favorite stupid things to do in fanfic is to throw two characters together who literally never interact. and then give them an entire, fleshed-out relationship dynamic that exists nowhere but my own head. yes they’ve literally never spoken. yes their relationship is important to me. hope this helps.

There was one of those hyperspecific polls that had an option like “your grandfather told you war stories that he never told anyone else” and now I feel like I have to tell the story about how a spider saved my grandpa’s life in WWII and how my family doesn’t kill spiders because we owe our existence to that One Single Spider

💖 The Fairy Godmother’s Apprentice  - a sapphic fairy tale Visual Novel and Dating Sim. 💖

When the fairy godmother goes away on vacation leaving you in charge , will you make sure stories stay on their paths? or will you change your fate and risk it all for romance….

This is a fake dating game, its not real unfortunately. But maybe some day, in the future! I just love womens, and fairytales, and dating sims; so this is a culmination of all three! (with a fun emphasis on hot butch ladies, we need more of them okay! the mermaid is muscular and hot too okay, i swear).

Any Australian game devs wanna make this happen? Come at me, I’m ready to go batshit bananas working on this as a real game,.

“Tiny round rain frog wakes up, yawns, rubs his eyes, then squeezes himself into his tiny hole”

(via)

one of the funniest things to read about imo is hearing what dreams people have had that terrified them that were not scary at all. sometime last year I had a dream that I was trying to cross a river by hopping on stepping stones and halfway across, a snowman with angry eyebrows on the opposite bank jumped in the river and started swimming toward me. all I could see was its head bobbing through the water towards me. when it reached the rock I was standing on I was so scared I screamed myself awake and my mom later asked me if I had a nightmare bc she heard me scream in the middle of the night