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harlanphobic · 6 hours
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Doing more than one? Choose whichever you found the most helpful. ❤️
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I'm at a family gathering and I'm being misgendered over and over. I'm reaching my he/himit
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i'm just dykeing what comes natranny
the once-slurs be like "how fa-a-a-ag can i be"
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harlanphobic · 6 hours
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Straight guy one beer in: I can’t wait to have a wife
Straight guy two beers in: (to slightly effeminate guy friend) c. Cana I pleleaaase get you pregannt
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harlanphobic · 6 hours
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Literally every episode of My Cat from Hell
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harlanphobic · 12 hours
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the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.
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harlanphobic · 14 hours
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I keep quoting “my acocunt” for several months and I just realized it’s from my own screenshot and not a popular post
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harlanphobic · 14 hours
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i really like the show community. but honestly, there should have been way more gay sex! hope this helps.
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harlanphobic · 14 hours
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"can't even do [awful thing that nobody should do]. Because of Woke" has to be one of my favourite lines tbh
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harlanphobic · 14 hours
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harlanphobic · 14 hours
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imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora
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harlanphobic · 14 hours
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at my sketchbook. straight up “drawing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Nothing
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harlanphobic · 14 hours
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I’m watching The Big Bang Theory in its natural setting—playing in the background of a hot spiral room—and I can say within that specific context, it is a very charming show. Like the saltine crackers of media.
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