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Ok, so like the elves’ spice tolerances from 0 to 10 (doubt they have good spice tolerance because they’re white af but still) (do they even have spices in Middle Earth)
I'm DEAD this is so random but so funny I love this uhhhh let's see
Legolas- Probably higher than average because he's pretty strong & has a very high tolerance for alcohol & other things. Claims that yes, he can feel a bit of a tingle, but it is exhilarating is it not? Extra hearty so solid 7-8 here.
Elrond- Can eat spicy stuff but doesn’t like it. Avoids it if he can and complains a bit/raises his eyebrows at it. Asks Lindir to let the chefs know this exotic stuff wasn't really it. 5.
Arwen- Sees it as a challenge especially if someone assumes she can’t. Goes beyond her tolerance level sometimes but doesn't show it until the other party turns their back, then she lets the tears flow. 7.
Haldir- Acts like he can handle it, waves his hands and carries on when he tries. Not quite full 'ketchup is spicy' but definitely the type to get incensed over an excess of heat AKA anything beyond mild. 3-4.
Lindir- Terrified when it is presented to him, all but shaking as he raises it to his mouth...only to find that it's not that bad, here try some everyone! Cue everyone else dying, this man with his snobby taste somehow just downed a ton of habanero sauce like a king and made some comment about finally enjoying foreign food. Surprise 9.
Galadriel- An absolute badass are you kidding. 10/10 no questions she makes the others look like babies. Would win hot ones or whatever I've never seen the show. Pain is nothing to this queen, she just smiles that gorgeous smile and laughs at the others' reactions as if she was given a bonbon.
Thranduil- Threatens anyone who questions his 'allergy' to spice as weakness, literally getting in their face and whispering a threat that shakes them to their core. If cornered would claim geographic tongue. Solid 3, vinegar is practically too much for the guy, all he can handle is the faint 'burn' of alcohol.
lmao we love our white bois & girls 💀😂
#i love haldir but i specifically feel validated by elrond#NO ONE in my social life has ever thought of Can take it But wont like it#the assumption with spice around me is u like it to take it well or u cant and dont like it bc u just havent built up immunity to spice#no no no no#thanks op great takes love these pointy eared beauts
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Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you
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Daily Kaeya but he's drawn with ms paint and mouse until I'm able to get my ipad fixed
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Blank bloodweave gifs for your imagination!!
Let me know what you think they're saying here :)
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Sometimes I draw comics where the characters are just nice to each other. (Part 2)
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Ep 20 Ragenarok pt 2
I had one more drawing in me that needed to be done.
Ep 1 || Ep 20 ||
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“I don’t know what my goals are, no. Thanks for asking.”
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I redrew that one oven mitt design back in december and then. never posted it lol
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Earth-65 Peter Parker concept art for Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse by Jesús Alonso Iglesias
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as a knitter, you start to notice how rare it is for characters in tv shows and movies to knit correctly. from worst to best, it ranges from:
- laughably incorrect, just flinging yarn around
- knitting the most basic scarf incredibly slowly because the actor Learned How To Do It For The Role
- old lady actresses casually knitting an intricate lace pattern while doing a monologue
- gromit from wallace and gromit
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crawling back out of the dark depths with a little portrait :)
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tired: mermaids are all women
wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty
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