i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths
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every day i realize that i’m in my 20s and i freak out a little bit
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Absolutely a sucker for the “ARE YOU HURT” once over. The wandering hands, frantically checking for blood or pain just SOMETHING. ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED of what they might find while searching. The panicked look on the face of the person doing the checking, the glossy, confused “I’m fine” from the person being checked. HOO BOY just inject that shit right into my veins
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bullseye
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Can someone just send me $10,000
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absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war
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no offense but if i exit out of a program that program should close. none of that running in the background shit.
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wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass
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Reblog to get fucking bopped by prev
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🍴Cooking together!🍓
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When i die i want you to burry me with my laptop and my laptop charger and i want you to log me into tumblr.com so i can be with my blog forever
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wearing my multitool on my carabiner tonight so if i hear a beautiful femme say "oh no the bartender forgot to open my bottle:(" i can say dont worry princess<3 and take the bottle fumble over it for ten minutes with my multitool smash it to pieces and walk away shaking and crying
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