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đłď¸ââ§ď¸ he/him // uhm call me arthur // autistic // ace but hand-wavey //primarily Good Omens // come for the shitposting, writing, and fandom, stay for the gushing in the tags // I write fics sometimes // header by eybefioro
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When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought âoh I couldnât POSSIBLY be autistic.â Because when I read âtakes everything literallyâ I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like âI donât take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!â And I just realized the other day that it didnât actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.
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5 YEARS SINCE GOOD OMENS S1 CAME OUT! đĽłâ¤đ
Can I hear a wahoo?! :D <3
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Wow, this has a really nice plumping effect! <- guy who is allergicr to the lip gloss
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Aziraphale Made the Right Decision
I've talked about this before, but I'm doing it again because this is my blog and I do what I want.
Now, I pretty much can't stand anything about my country's government. Different leaders get different levels of vitriol from me, but overall it almost doesn't matter bc the overall system is so corrupt and slanted in favor of rich white people at the expense of everyone else. So yeah, if I could comfortably go off to live in the woods with my husband and my cat and never deal with anything ever again, that would be living the dream.
BUT.
Let's say a White House spokesperson shows up on my doorstep and offers me a job. I'm like, dude I do NOT want to work in DC. He offers a similar position to my husband, we could work together, really shake things up. I tell my husband, and he doesn't take it well. Tells me good luck and walks out. Ouch.
I'm wavering now, not sure what to do. I ask the White House guy what this job will entail.
They say, "Oh, we're starting World War 3. Nuclear Armageddon, all life on earth will most likely be extinguished, you know the drill. Ready to go?"
You're going to tell me that I can, in good conscience, say, "Actually I think I'll stay with my husband and watch the world burn. Thanks but no thanks."
Do I think they're actually going to let me have complete control of the situation? Of course not. Am I morally obligated to at least try because for fucks sake it's WORLD WAR 3???
Yeah, I'd say so.
This is setting aside all speculation about threats to Crowley, subtle control, anything we didn't see. And for the record, I think there's a LOT going on in that scene that we didn't see. But even if what we saw was all there was, Aziraphale made the right call.
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This is perfect
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Being trans is not special or fun.
You need dysphoria to be trans.
Being cisgender is great.
Being trans is not your aesthetic.
Truscum/transmeds are the only ones who really care about trans people.
Hopefully, people like Skye are still a minority.
If you have gender dysphoria, I hope you will be alright. You can always talk to me if you feel bad
Also, sorry for my English mistakes
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I was born at a very young age. Iâve been alive for as long as i can remember, and I hope to continue living until I die.
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7 most adhd moods
âthe Only Mood everyone else knows about: i wanna do THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS andâSQUIRREL
âgalaxy brain: i was listening to the lecture but the prof said something that reminded me of something else and now iâm not sure how much time i was lost in thought
âthe tutorial only comes in video format: iâm sorry, but youâve thrown off the emperorâs groove *hurls product & its tutorial video into the sun*
âdamn you hyperfocus: i went to bed intending to wake up and write but this morning i was possessed by a cleanliness spirit and spent the next 14 hours organizing the apartment
âi dont think u tried at all.jpg: did i seriously spend an entire free day refreshing twitter b/c i didnât want to spend 10 minutes finishing my hw but wouldnât let myself do anything else until i finished it???? (yes)
âpatrick star: *unlocks phone* time to check the weather. *opens twitter* the weather. *opens messenger* the weather. *opens mobage game* the weather. *opens facebook* the weather. *opens twitter again* THE WEAâ
âsmells like depression: literally everything is too boring. iâm going back to sleep
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