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This has unironically improved my view of the show as a whole
For the last time, the Diamond Authority in Steven Universe isn't a stand-in for actual fascism, it's a vehicle for the queer power fantasy of getting your transphobic grandma to understand.
#steven universe#I saw the whole thing back when it came out#always had issues with it#but overall liked it
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The lighting be giving mad scientist vibes.
Phineas has a teleportation pad. Where he gonna go?
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I would love to find a book club like this.
In the last one I was the only opinion anyone ever had was "I love this book 😍😍😍😍 I have nothing to comment on besides how much I liked it!! No negative thoughts allowed ❤️❤️❤️"
I would join a book club if it was filled with haters and contrarians
#book club#and then I would say something that I didn't like and everyone would tell me I was wrong and that they enjoyed it
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Pinterest sucks but you will have to tear it from my dead fucking hands
Being anti-Pinterest is sexism tbh
alright..added to belief system
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Me after I spent like half an hour googling plants for that wizard potion post just before this one.
this is what it feels like to open your notifications after you posted what u thought would be a banger but youve only gotten 1 like
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Okay, let's see
Tumeric: Yellow power used in Asian cuisine, specially in curry, pepper like taste.
Chaga mushroom: Black parasitic mushroom used for hot beverages. It's said to have healing properties like reducing stress.
Cacao: Plant used to make chocolate.
Dandelion: Yellows flower used to make infusions, said to help with digestion and infections.
Eleuthero: Another Asian medicinal plants. Used to enhance athletic performance, reduce anxiety and depression.
Ashwagandha: Plant used to reduce stress, anxiety and improve blood pressure. We can see a pattern here.
Fennel: Mediterranean herb used to make absinthe, cooking and to help with digestive issues, specially in babies.
Ginger: Tasty in food and used in alternative medicine, you know the drill.
Pepper: Doesn't mention what kind of pepper it is.
Monk fruit: Asian fruit used as a sweetener, because you are gonna need it after all that:
Maple syrup: More sweetener.
Oat milk: Of course.
In conclusion, this is a healing potion, but probably gives you psychic damage.
Going to the local hippie brunch restaurant and found this drink on the menu
This isn't tea. This is a Concoction. This is a full-blown Wizard Potion. I haven't even heard of half these ingredients. Clearly it's gonna refill my Mana Stat Bar.
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Will Wood my man
the best musicians are ones that write lyrics as though they're some kind of unspeakably monstrous shell of a human who exists only to devour and destroy all that which they love while writing music as though they're out in the churchyard covered in mud up to their elbows in the bone-chilling rain as they desperately try to dig disco out of its grave with their own mortal hands
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The Eye. Appropriate I suppose.
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I feel for Gwen, but if my coworker whom I'd been having a homoerotic love-hate relationship told me that Barney was secretly a monster employed by the government to kill people, and she gave it it's last assignment I would also lose my shit.
#tma#the magnus archives#the magnus protocol#tmagp#alice dyer#gwen bouchard#you can't blame Alice#it sounds like a bad meme#mr bonzo
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Even in another universe she cannot escape the horrors
#tma#the magnus archives#the magnus protocol#tmagp#georgie barker#you guys think she feels fear in this universe?
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"sounds like she was trapped in her greatest fear, which then actually killed her" DING DING DING! MR. KHALID, YOU ARE ONTO SOMETHING! I AM SORRY FOR WHATEVER HAPPENS TO YOU BECAUSE OF THIS
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Sorry beeceit but that's the premise of An American Werewolf in London. American Gods is about about a 15 year old American teenager that gets pregnant, and how it affects her and her community
My dad is making me read American Gods… So like, what’s it about? The copy of the book we have has no dust jacket, therefore, no summary.
It's about three American Dogs who have to travel home from California to Maine. It's a long journey, but they face down a bear and several other dangers, including dogcatchers.
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lena kelley could run the magnus institute but elias bouchard couldn't run the OIAR
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sorry guys I'm suck at drawing small things 😓😓😓
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In any other media, the fact that there's two Darriens would probably mean some deep rooted symbolism or foreshadowing. But this is TMA, so as far as we know there could be five completely unrelated Darriens throughout the series.
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