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incorrect-losers · 1 day
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Bill: Oh, this is all my fault!
Bill: Well, aren’t you going to argue with me, like “There, there, Snow, it’s not all your fault,” that sort of thing?
Stan: No, this pretty much is all your fault
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incorrect-losers · 2 days
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Eddie: What’s up with you?
Stan: What do you mean?
Eddie: You have been nice and helpful and considerable all day. What’s your game?
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incorrect-losers · 4 days
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Pennywise: What’s your biggest fear
Ben: Being alone
Pennywise *getting tarantula out of box*: Guess again, idiot
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incorrect-losers · 4 days
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Bill: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
Bev: …The good news?
Bill: It is very unlikely that I will ever do it again
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incorrect-losers · 5 days
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Henry: You tell anyone about this and I will fucking kill you
Henry: With murder!
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incorrect-losers · 6 days
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Eddie: She’s not laid out somewhere?
Stan: This is a shiva. The only thing that gets laid out here are the deli plates
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incorrect-losers · 8 days
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Richie: *Enters the house plastered*
Went: He’s drunk
Maggie: Definitely
Went: So, how do we feel about that?
Maggie: Well, he didn't drive drunk, and he's home before curfew, so…
Went: Good. That's what I thought we thought
Maggie: Yeah, that's what we think, right?
Went: Yeah, we’re good parents
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incorrect-losers · 9 days
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Stan: You remind me of a Russian doll
Bill: Aw thank y-
Stan: Full of yourself
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incorrect-losers · 10 days
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Bev: Who’s my favorite member of *NSYNC?
Ben: Justin
Bev: Who’s my favorite Backstreet Boy?
Ben: Nice try. *NSYNC forever
Bev: DAMMIT
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incorrect-losers · 11 days
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Eddie: Tell you what, I'll worry about it for you. I’ve already got a whole list of things to worry about, what’s one more?
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incorrect-losers · 12 days
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Richie: When I say things about gay people or people think my stand up is homophobic, you know, it’s because I’m gay. Um- when I-
Steve: ???? Wait-
Richie: -talk about violence or ya know, sound like I’m promoting violence
Steve: What?
Richie: I think that uh- it’s kind of about me just confronting it
Steve: Did he just-?
Steve: Rich, let’s just,, back it up a moment… you… just said… that you were gay?
Richie: *blank stare nodding*
Steve: And I’m just curious… what you meant by that exactly
Richie: I mean I’m gay
Steve: Uh I’m just a little confused here because gay can mean a lot of things-
Richie: I’m a homosexual
Steve: …meaningggg?
Richie: I like men
Bill: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!
Bev: RICHIE JUST SAID HE WAS GAY
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incorrect-losers · 13 days
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Mike: Do you know something?
Bev: Do YOU know something?
Mike: I might know something
Bev: I might know something too
Mike: What’s the thing you know?
Bev: Oh no, I can’t tell you until you tell me what you know
Mike: I can’t tell you what I know
Bev: Well, then I can’t tell you what I know
Mike: Okay, fine
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incorrect-losers · 14 days
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Connor: Oh, give it up! I know
Richie: Know what?
Connor: That you're gay
Richie: What?! Who told you that?
Connor: No one had to tell me. First of all, I saw you checking out Bill's ass the other day. You know, you really need to be more careful with your leering
Richie: I didn't! I-I was just seeing what jeans he was wearing!
Connor: Like that's any less gay
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incorrect-losers · 15 days
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Eddie: Batman is a man who dresses up like a bat. Manbat is a part man part bat hybrid
Eddie: Now, if Manbat dressed up as a man to fight crime, would he be Manbatman?
Richie: No he would be Batmanbat
Bill: But wouldn’t Manbatman just be a Batman that was bitten by a radioactive man?
Bev: But Batman is a man. You’re talking about a man who would have the powers of a man, that’s just Manman
Eddie: Wait isn’t Manman just man?
Richie: But if Manman dressed as a bat?
Bill: That’s just Batman
Richie: No, if a man dressed as a bat that’s Batman but if a Manman dresses as a bat, that’s Batmanman
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incorrect-losers · 16 days
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Richie: My best friend is Stan, and we have a pact that if we’re both single when we’re 35, we will fu-
Stan: Hunt each other for sport
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incorrect-losers · 17 days
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Greta: You’re a dork, no offense
Eddie: You know, just because you say “no offense” doesn’t excuse the offensive remark that inevitably follows
Greta: Well, in that case, you’re a dork. Offense intended
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incorrect-losers · 19 days
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Bev: Did it hurt when you fell out of somebody’s ass into the toilet? You piece of shit
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