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iron-mouse · 10 months
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I could be the person writing one time verification codes. 873726. 290971. 041452. 667656. It comes naturally to me.
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iron-mouse · 10 months
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iron-mouse · 10 months
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tumblr is back in a big way. who else eating nutella out of the jar tonite 🙋
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iron-mouse · 10 months
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“available with premium subscription�� “will be removed on the 31st” “available free with ads” “rent 4.99 buy 20.00″ “not available in your country” “not available on this device” what if every streaming service fucking killed itself and films ran around their fields free and organic in their natural state
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iron-mouse · 10 months
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sorry i havent been posting here queens ive been using my yaoi porn blog instead erm
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iron-mouse · 1 year
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Nice of the princess to invite us to pride, gay luigi
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iron-mouse · 1 year
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Deplatforming is um when you take a goth girl’s boots off.
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iron-mouse · 1 year
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“why don’t you just…?” the answer is either money or anxiety
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iron-mouse · 1 year
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iron-mouse · 1 year
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Eating Hummus Is Considered Dope Shit In 2023
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iron-mouse · 1 year
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And why did the value plummet, Marissa? Why did it plummet?
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iron-mouse · 1 year
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Most normal fanbase
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iron-mouse · 1 year
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2024 simulator
joe biden ai text-to-speech: my fellow aamericans, i just blasted a fat dookie on the constitution and am about to replace the second amendment with transgender surgeries for children. the only way i could be stopped now is if brave sheepdog patriots attacked woke polling stations in the following counties...
average small business owner: WHAT!!!!!!!!
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iron-mouse · 1 year
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iron-mouse · 1 year
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new discord update just rolled out that enhances the mic to pick up background toilet flushes better
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iron-mouse · 1 year
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u drive your sword into a slimegirl up to the hilt and she just giggles and slaps you across the face
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iron-mouse · 1 year
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hey sorry I can't go with you tonight the girls and I in the chuuni discord were gonna see whose cursed eye is strongest
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