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jakearison · 1 hour
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s’more doodles
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human pearlina! :3
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jakearison · 6 days
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So I read this fic-
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Girlfrienddd
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jakearison · 6 days
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Callie art
Hi I'm new here
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jakearison · 6 days
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my inkling oc that goes by skipper!!
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jakearison · 6 days
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Happy Marie Monday! Here’s some sparkly splatoon fanart for ya
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jakearison · 6 days
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For @possiblycringe
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jakearison · 8 days
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callie splaotokn... callie spaltoonn..... i miss her..
my great anonymous... you're not gonna believe this but I GOT YOU !!!!! I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS since callie is my favorite >:3 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
CALLIE X READER!!!
(She's Returning Home From Work)
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Callie had to go away for a concert/business trip. And you were HEARTBROKEN
But it's okay!!! She has just the solution!
No it isn't staying home. She can't do that sadly.
BUT she gets you a plush of herself to keep you company!
You immediately hug the plush and look up at her
"Whenever you miss me, just hug that plush! It'll be just like I'm with you!"
"I'm gonna miss youuuu..."
"I know, but it won't be too long! I'll be back before you know it!"
You accompany her to the airport, and before she boards, you have a sappy moment like a typical movie couple. In a cute way of course!
You kiss her on the lips and watch her board.
It was very emotional for the both of you...
Awhile later, she was destined to return home...
You were on the couch, watching a movie with the plush when...
*Click...*
The door knob had turned and you immediately turned over.
The door pushed open... and it was her!
"Honey, I'm home!"
You immediately tackle hug her
She laughs, kissing your head... and then your cheek- okay, she's kissing all over your face.
You were now covered in magenta lipstick. Callie definitely intended for this.
"Did you mis-"
"I MISSED YOU SO MUCHHH"
"I did too!!!"
Safe to say, you two had a very nice cuddle session that night.
You fell asleep in Callie's arms. She lovingly scratched your head.
The Callie plush watched all of this, of course
If it was sentient, it would be jealous.
Callie loves you very much and she is glad to be home with you :3
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AHHHH, I LOVE CALLIE SPLATOON!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR REQUESTING KIND STRANGER! Even if this wasn't a request, I hope you enjoy :)
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jakearison · 8 days
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*starts sobbing uncontrollably on the floor* my baby girl is all grown up... she's happy... she's smiling... she's with the best cousin a person can ask for... WAHHH!!!!!
(credits go to @ _CSenpai_ on twitter, they make some banging tweets)
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(old) rival octoling yuri.... if you care
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jakearison · 8 days
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today in "google AI is fucking useless because it hallucinates things that never happened", i bought a couple CVS thermometers that have both been acting up, tried to search if there had been a problem with the whole product line:
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there is no record of this product recall. it did not happen. the date "feb 8 2024" is the date someone listed a thermometer for sale on ebay.
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jakearison · 8 days
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Smallfry vs Lemon
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jakearison · 8 days
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You're so fucking beautiful girl oh my god. Never change Callie. Never change.
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jakearison · 16 days
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jakearison · 19 days
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Dis is why I love splatoon lore and what they do for dah game. Yah can see how much dah game makers and artists love about dah world day made...only reason w3 don't get Dat in S3 is cause of Nintendo overlords Xb
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