The three distinct types of found family:

Commits crimes together.

Fights crimes together.

Constantly switching back and forth between the other two at a horrifying speed.

Do you all see what I'm seeing 🤩

happy pride month to the foxes

promise me you'll stay on this site for 10 more years okay?

"Lesbian Weddings" by Wendy Jill York

source: The Femme Mystique, edited by Lesléa Newman

aaron minyard, med student, at some point: why cant i be the twin with eidetic memory? why it has to be andrew, who is gonna play fucking stickball for a living?

TSC draws!!

When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later

one of the funniest things neil ever did was talk katelyn into talking aaron into talking andrew into having joint therapy sessions like damn he was plotting

Twinyards

First art piece I’ve done of the Minyard brothers! I thought I’d draw something with Aaron and Andrew because their relationship and their characters make my psychology brain go brrr…sometimes I consider writing an essay about them…

If I see one more video that has the "name a more iconic duo than a twink and a redhead" audio and it's Andrew and Neil I'll punch a hole through a wall. Because either I don't know what a twink is anymore or we're reading different books because in what universe is the Andrew Joseph Minyard a TWINK.

my dream job is to go Missing

no idea where i was going with this but i abandoned it at the most disconcerting moment possible

I have no idea how people actually end up telling apart the two minyards.

I know the theory. I do. One has armbands and one doesn't.

However, I have no idea which is which on the daily.

I was sure I had some business class with Aaron, ends up he studies medicine????????? I have no clue

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This is the End Goal of Capitalism

I have had strong visions of the need for a specifically geriatric care orientated fast response team for evictions,.

at my wedding yes i will have a maid of honour but why stop there. ill give all my maids titles. we will have a maid of hope. a maid of horror. a maid of horticulture. a maid of harm. a maid of healing. and of course. a maid of hogs

i keep having to hold myself back from rereading aftg i am frothing at the fucking mouth like a rabid little raccoon