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leglessstreetlights · 5 days

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A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

#doesn't explain ladles tho #they should be prepared to deal w this shit

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leglessstreetlights · 5 days

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I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

#im cackling #Modern major general

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leglessstreetlights · 9 days

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hate it when you're analyzing a piece of media & someone says that you're reading too far into it or you're projecting, like no shit sweetie; you're supposed to look for yourself in the works of other people, that's how you form connections. I'm not alive just to be quiet about it

#v's thoughts

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leglessstreetlights · 9 days

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before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

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leglessstreetlights · 15 days

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You live in a house decorated according to your url. What does it look like

#just a fuck ton of normal street lights

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leglessstreetlights · 15 days

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I'm curious. Tag this with your sexuality and what your favorite M/F ship is.

#biromantic #asexual #peraltiago <3

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leglessstreetlights · 19 days

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somthing abt bell's hells going from being a cobbled together group of (self proclaimed) expendable chucklefucks with little to no cohesion or reason other than "might as well" or "for the money", to being united not only by the narrative (they're too far in and while they're not that good at talking to each other, who else do they have?? they're family now, obviously) but also now they are visually united & have a cohesion that they never did at the start of the campaign.

Every single character now has blue & yellow/gold as a part of their wardrobe, even Dorian. The way BH's commemorate their dead is so interesting to me. FCG is honored in the way they dress, just as Bertrand is honored in their name. When people meet them, they don't know it, but they are also meeting the bells that have stopped ringing.

and just the overarching idea of clinging to the past while the world burns down around you (wearing your dead friend's armor and praying that their sacrifice will make a difference)

#bells hells #cr3 #critical role #cr3 spoilers #critical role spoilers #cr spoilers #fcg critical role #bertrand bell #the fucking symbolism dude....#v's thoughts #dungeons and dragons

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leglessstreetlights · 1 month

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Heya! Just dropping in with my first-ever post, presenting the first piece of fanart I've ever gifted to someone, featuring their absolutely incredible fanfiction that compelled me to write my first-ever comment on Ao3. Lots of firsts here, and it's all thanks to @saladmix and her fic 'The Day the World Broke' on Ao3! If you like TMNT, well-fleshed-out AU's, horror and suspense, this fic may be up your alley! With some captivating story-telling, witness these regular turtle teens try their best to navigate and survive in a broken world.

#this is sick as hell!!#tmnt #tmnt mutant mayhem

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leglessstreetlights · 1 month

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You know those "if this gets 50k notes I'll xyz"? I don't believe in those. Because I could say something crazy like: if this gets 20k notes, I'll write my next book. And then it'll get zero notes. I do not believe.

#better start believing

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leglessstreetlights · 1 month

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leonardo meets spiderman (rottmnt comic dub) ll read on the description ll