I'm not friends with you because you serve a purpose to me, I'm friends with you because I just like you. That is to say, there is no one who can do what you do for me because what you do for me is just be you

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

Some guy just mansplained space to an actual fucking astronaut.

Seems like a legit form of measurement

I think a very revealing moment on Queer Eye was when Tan said to the man they were making over: “I look good for my husband, what are you doing to keep her?” And it like. Absolutely astounded, dumbfounded this man that he should possibly be doing anything for his wife other than merely Exist as her husband

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not to be controversial but absolutely disgusting that it’s sunday night