the "women don't have to shave/dress hyper feminine/wear makeup etc" leaving people's bodies when a trans woman doesn't do those things

literally nothing scarier to insecure people that a tranny with hairy legs

Hey you. You're finally awake...

That one friend who keeps sending me painfully unfunny memes finally sends me something bone crushingly hilarious

I had an upsetting dream last night.

Why is the yasseline more

Back in 1942, when making a bad cup of tea may have been grounds for a divorce…

Making every other fantasy race except for humans a monoculture isn't just lazy, but actively robbing yourself of a wealth of story depth. Give them cultures with distinct nuances about things a human would have no idea about. Elves whose invisible and extremely nuanced cultural cues are not only incredibly subtle, but vary from one elven line to another, so something that would be considered a remarkably tactful and delicate choice in one elven house would be an atrocious insult in another.

Goblin clan feuds about The Sacred Bug - they all agree that this specific species of beetle is sacred to the Goblin Gods, but the question is whether it is taboo to eat it, or whether it would be blasphemy to not eat this bug that was specifically gifted to goblinkind by the gods. Can You Eat The Bug -wars are torrid affairs that can last generations. There's a theory that there are two different goblin gods who appear as the same one, and have deliberately given their own respective clans contradictory instructions about the bug just to fuck with them. Everyone who has ever asked a goblin about this theory has been bit.

Dwarves who have different regional measures for different ground depths. There's a confusion within a construction crew digging a new tunnel with some of the foreign builders using words like "first cracks deep" for something that's not a measure that's in use in the dwarvish universal metric system. And then it turns out that different dwarves from different areas are used to different kinds of bedrock that cracks at different levels, and they also disagree with each other about how deep is "first cracks deep".

And the Mason Master of the projct throws his pickaxe in the tunnel wall in frustration and goes "alright the next one of you to say some utter fucking hillbilly bullshit gets their ass beat so bad that your mother's beard falls off."

Wrong dog sticker packs are live 👀 only 11 at the moment as I need to get more sleeves/envelopes to put more packs together.

I also have a 30% code (BIRTHDAYBABY) for all £10 and over orders placed until 23rd June 2024

'Shephards of White Dwarfs' by Barbara Sobczynska

various medium sized sea dragons/monsters, they dont have a name yet, nor do i have settled on a proper design besides the one on top.

shaggy & scooby go to the krusty krab

Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do

it is so jarring and weird when a fantasy book is like “ok let’s go around the circle and have each character talk about which lgbt umbrella category they identify with” like ok your fantasy world doesn’t have to be feudal europe but can it not be 2023 twitter please

Check out this plush artist!

Oh my god. I bought a sub to a local news substack, saw they used a ton of AI images, and backed out of renewal saying that I loved their work but couldn’t pay for AI.

It’s been a few weeks, and I just got this email seemingly addressed to me personally:

THINK LOCALLY BABY

United States, Frankly Fucking Phenomenal Carlsbad Caverns Souvenir, c. 1960s.

Not lit up, lit up, and a variation on lit up. A souvenir I can absolutely get behind. Bangin’.

happy pride everyone!!